In the wake of last week’s unprecedented ambush helicopter raid of Flag Land Base by two bitter defrocked apostates hellbent on spying on the Church of Scientology, Fleet Admiral David Miscavige ordered […]
We in RTC are pleased to report that final attendance figures for last week’s festivities at Flag Land Base totaled 33,891,209 Scientologists — 12,572 of whom went permanently exterior with full perception […]
Freedom Magazine Special Report: Fatal Stampede at Flag! 12,000 Scientologists trampled to death in the mad rush to get into the Super Power Building! Speaking today from Flag Land Base, Church of […]
COB RTC David Miscavige tonight declared himself God. The new Civilization has begun. You will be contacted shortly by the Church of Scientology about your duties and obligations to God. In the […]
Thanks to the miracles wrought by COB RTC David Miscavige in GAT II, people can now go Clear at Flag with complete certainty. This was not possible in the past and that […]
We in RTC have issued a Red Alert in this sector of the universe. SOCIAL MEDIA BLACKOUT DECLARED! NO SCIENTOLOGIST IS TO POST ANYTHING ABOUT SUPER POWER AND GAT II FOR THE […]
Drilling on the perceptics of smell and taste on Super Power is accomplished through the use of a large and modern self serve yogurt emporium. This well equipped facility includes a lounge, […]
RTC 15 November 2013 SUPPRESSIVE GROUP DECLARE JOHN P. CAPITALIST AND HIS BLOG John P. Capitalist and his criminally suppressive blog are hereby declared a Suppressive Group for their many HIGH CRIMES: […]
We in the Church of Scientology wish to clear up a misconception in the media: Tom’s Cruise’s main job is not acting; he only acts to pay the bills. No, Tom Cruise’s […]
Talk about Excitement! There is literally electricity in the air here at Flag Land Base as we prepare to implant blow people fifty feet out of their heads! We in RTC have […]
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