“I’m issuing a global order forbidding people from donating to the fundraising campaign of SP videographer Mark Bunker!” screamed COB at his staff. “The psychs at the History Channel just attacked the […]
The Tritium Kitty Kat
It was midnight at the Tritium Kitty Kat, an old bar on the outskirts of Roswell, New Mexico. A thunderstorm was rolling across the wide open desert. One agent cane in through […]
Church of Scientology to Replace Russia in G8
Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman today announced planetary-changing news in the Grand Hall of Exact Data. “Party comrades, I am pleased to inform you that the Church of Scientology has been selected to […]
David Miscavige’s Personal Astrologer Sees Bad Times Followed by Good Times
Captain David Miscavige’s personal Vedic astrologer Jyotisha-Vastu predicts, “hard times followed by good times” for the Church. “The entheta, lawsuits, Sea Org members blowing, and the statcrashes — it is all a […]
Scientology Deniers Classified as Criminals; Ordered Executed
In a sweeping legal triumph for the Church of Scientology and its supreme leader Captain David Miscavige, the administrative court of the Gorno-Badakhshan province in Tajikistan ruled that Scientology deniers are criminals […]
Captain David Miscavige: “The Telephone is Psychotic!”
The following text is excerpted from the deposition of RTC President Warren McShane taken by Ray Jeffrey in Rathbun v. Miscavige et. al. …Q. When David Miscavige is going about his duties […]
Rush Limbaugh: I am a Scientologist and Have Been For 25 Years!
Radio host Rush Limbaugh publicly announced on his show today that he has been a Scientologist since 1991 and credited the Church of Scientology with his success. “Greta Van Susteren and her […]
Church of Scientology Suffers a Panic Attack!
Church of Scientology Suffers a Panic Attack. Rushed to the Emergency Room. Prognosis not good.
Police Report on John Doe
Case Number: 588-02-3-19-2014 Date: 3-19-2014 – Central Station. Prepared By: Officer Jones, Badge #3171 Details of Event: While on routine patrol, a white adult male, approximately 5’4″, 130 pounds, and […]
Christians Exorcist Bob Larson Slugs It Out with Another Christian!
We in RTC are shocked to find such outlandish conduct in the world of Christianity. But then what do you expect from an R6 Implant religion? (BTW, another excellent job by Anderson […]