Hello my name is Marshall and I wanted to tell you about my wins on Super Power. I twinned with Grant Cardone and he is really POW! Grant is soooo OT that […]
My Scientology Super Power Wins!
Stop Holding Out on Captain Miscavige!
“With all of the attacks on the Church of Scientology lately, Captain Miscavige needs more money now than ever before,” declared Dr. Eldon Weiner of the IAS Emergency Broadcast Network. “The fact […]
COB RTC David Miscavige – Galactic Samurai
“Flag OT Ambassadors and OT Committee commissioned a sculptor to create a piece epitomizing the cosmic greatness of COB RTC David Miscavige,” gushed Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “Galactic Samurai was […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Most Important Man on Earth
Date: Mon, 19 May 2014 From: Sacramento OT Committee <sacotc@sacramentootc.org>Reply-To: Kay Daly <sfkaydaly@gmail.com>Subject: The IAS in a nutshell – from the HechtmansAN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE HECHTMANS! LOVE KFrom our viewpoint, COB is […]
Scientology OTVIII Grant Cardone on Jesus
We in RTC applaud Scientology OTVIII Grant Cardone for his very deep and profound view of Jesus. It comes near the very end:
IAS Bowling Tournament Winners Announced!
“The recent IAS couples bowling tournament here at Theta Lanes was a smashing success,” gushed ED IAS Bowling Operations Dr. Eldon Weiner. “And while this was a competitive tournament, COB didn’t count […]
Grant Cardone: Stop Wasting Money on Junk!
We in RTC salute OTVIII Grant Cardone for laying down the smack: “Stop Wasting Money on Junk!” Indeed, one’s personal life and livingness expenses should be minimized in order to increasingly raise […]
David Miscavige’s Problems
Chairman Miscavige is suffering from a long list of problems. As a result, $750,000,000 is needed by Thursday at 2:00 PM. You yourself are personally responsible for all of COB’s problems and […]
Captain Miscavige Declares Flag Down an Illegal Criminal Assembly
Captain David Miscavige today declared Flag Down an illegal criminal assembly. Captain Miscavige additionally banned Church parishioners from going anywhere within 3000 nautical miles of Flag Down. “This 3000 nautical mile SP […]
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