Scientologists Ordered to Write “David Miscavige Testimonials” to send Louis Theroux!
Notorious wog documentarian Louis Theroux seems to have been favorably impressed by the rather large binder of testimonials praising Fleet Admiral David Miscavige we sent him. We say this as Theroux tweeted […]
Church of Scientology to Build Religious Chemical Factory #1 in Hollywood
“Styrene, benzine, toluene, freon, acetone, MMA, MEK, exene, cyclopentane and other chemicals are vitally needed in large quantities if we in the Church of Scientology are to practice our religion properly,” declared […]
Scientology’s Enemies “Out Exchange” on Fair Game!
“While reviewing cash flow numbers today, Captain David Miscavige expressed vague unease at the one hundred million dollars in parishioner money being spent each month on Fair Game and lawyers,” declared Scientology […]
RTC Targets the Squirrel Group Neurotology
We in RTC have recently been made aware by our wog attorneys of a new squirrel group called Neurotology. COB RTC David Miscavige was shown selected screenshots of a video proving that […]
OTVIIIisGrrr8! Design Concept for New Scientology Website Rejected
Freedom Magazine Special Report on COB RTC David Miscavige.
Confidential: Draft of Freedom Magazine press release — Show only to parishioners in closed-door bonded briefings at Orgs. Bond is $150,000 on this one! We in RTC have learned that a police […]
David Miscavige Does Not Know the PI With the Gun and Silencer!
Link to LA Times Exclusive! COB: Wadda yagot for me? PI: Ahh, ya’s pops. He’s dyin out heres in a parking lot. Whad does I do? Calls fer help? COB: Now waida […]
Mike Rowe Declared a “Looming Threat” to the Church of Scientology
We in the Church of Scientology have been informed by our wog lawyers that celebrity Mike Rowe has joined forces with the Psychs by openly and publicly supporting Spanky Taylor. Per Scientol0gy […]
Lorne Michaels of SNL Arrested by the Church of Scientology
“This so-called SNL ‘parody’ is yet another Psych-funded Black PR attack upon the Scientology religion,” declared Church spokesman Ken Delusion. Speaking with more than his usual degree of outrage, hostility, and bitterness, […]