March 2016 – OTVIIIisGrrr8!

Scientology Ideal Org Shelf Life = Three Weeks

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on March 31, 2016 • ( 3 Comments )

“The research is in — and it is profoundly grim and enturbulating even to we who are veteran OT’s,” said Dr. Frank Wonderman, ED of the Ideal Orgs Metrics Organization (IOMO). “It […]

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Heroes of OSA Statue Garden Unveiled at Flag!

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on March 30, 2016 • ( 2 Comments )

For their unflagging devotion in lying, breaking up families, destroying the free speech of others, and engaging in psychotic Fair Game actions in defense of COB RTC David Miscavige, the “Heroes of […]

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COB DIRECT EMERGENCY ORDER!

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on March 28, 2016 • ( 3 Comments )

COB DIRECT EMERGENCY ORDER! The dumping of valuable RTC copyrighted, RTC trademarked, and RTC licensed products onto Craigslist for $1.00 by bitter defrocked apostates is harming the repute of COB RTC Mr. […]

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Jenna Elfman Blows the Whistle on Psych Chemtrails Above Hollywood

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on March 21, 2016 • ( 5 Comments )

Scientology OT Jenna Elfman spotted Psychiatric chemtrails being sprayed in the skies above her home in the Hollywood Hills. Acting with OT speed of particle flow, Jenna alerted the general populace: An […]

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RTC Emergency Decree: Scientologists Ordered to Not Read “Ruthless” by Ron Miscavige Sr.

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on March 17, 2016 • ( 7 Comments )

Fleet Admiral David Miscavige today issued an RTC emergency ecclesiastical decree forbidding — upon pain of torture, death, and loss of one’s eternity — any Scientologist from reading an upcoming book entitled: […]

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Senator Ted Cruz Does Scientology; Finds His Past Life Identity

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on March 16, 2016 • ( 3 Comments )

Presidential candidate Senator Ted Cruz purchased five 12.5 hour intensives of Scientology auditing to help him handle the enturbulation and entheta of the presidential election. Senator Cruz additionally needed to handle the […]

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Donald Trump Courts Florida’s 670,000,000 Scientology Voters

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on March 15, 2016 • ( 4 Comments )

Speaking from the David Miscavige International Airport in Clearwater, Donald Trump today urged Florida’s 670,000,000 Scientologists to support his presidential bid. Trump made vague promises of making America great again. However, Trump […]

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COB RTC David Miscavige Launches the Official Scientology Internet

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on March 14, 2016 • ( 4 Comments )

COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige today launched the official Scientology internet by posting the video of his heroic 1993 speech “The War is Over.” In this triumphal speech, COB announced his singular […]