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How David Miscavige Destroyed the Rogue Scientology Regges Behind the Chase Wave Credit Card Fraud!
We in Scientology hasten to remind the public that we are the most ethical group on the planet. There has never been any “Chase Wave” or even a scintilla of financial irregularity […]
The Joel Osteen Effect: Scientology Orders all of Its Bathroom Walls Ripped Open in Search of Hidden Stashes of Money
Upon learning that a janitor found $600,000 in cash and checks hidden inside a bathroom wall in Joel Osteen’s church, Scientology leader David Miscavige has ordered all bathroom walls in Scientology ripped […]
Scientology Can Help You Fend Off Unwanted Midnight Alien Sexual Advances
If Sharon Gilbert had the exact Scientology technology for fending off unwanted midnight alien sexual advances then the Xerxes impersonator would have never accosted her in her own bed. Worse, Sharon’s husband […]
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