By way of answering an oft-asked technical question we get in RTC, Dr. Hubbard used Mighty Line® Deluxe Safety Tape – 4″ x 100′, Yellow/Black to exactly tape the way out of […]
Ambien Explains the Behavior of David Miscavige
“We in the Church of Scientology can at last offer a coherent and wholly scientific explanation for the bizarre and violent behavior of our leader COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige. The explanation […]
Dr. Frank Wonderman: Why Counter-Intention on COB’s Lines Must Be Smashed!
Just as Trotskyite wreckers and diversionists were a threat to the worker’s revolution in Russia, so too are Psych wreckers and diversionists who traffick in reasonableness a threat to Scientology’s noble aim […]
Taryn Teutsch Was Not Trying to Pull a Scientology Con Job
Scientology Minister of Disinformation Mr. Usman Bello today assured reporters that Taryn Teutsch was not trying to pull some kind of sleazy Scientology con job when she posted a photo of herself […]
Stock Photo Scientologists Welcome Newest Member Jonas Hammond
Stock Photo Scientologists Executive Director Alicia Selverson today welcomed our newest nonexistent member Jonas Hammond. “Jonas is already wearing his hat and stepped in to defend Real Scientologist Taryn Teutsch on her […]
Scientology Outsources Part of Its Heavy Workload to the Catholic Church
“Due to the highest ever straight up and vertical expansion resulting from Scientology TV, Scientology is now outsourcing some of its BT exorcism workload to the Catholic Church,” said spokesman Ken Delusion. […]
Scientology Sues to Keep St. Hill Sewage Flowing Freely into Streams!
“We in the Church of Scientology are suing East Grinstead for the right to keep dumping St. Hill’s raw sewage into local streams and waterways,” said St. Hill spokesman Reverend Reginald Stenchworthy. […]