The Church of Scientology’s top wog lawyer Monique Yingling was launched into outer space this morning at 0815 hours from the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan. Scientology Cosmonaut Yingling was sent aloft in […]
A guest column by Dr. Frank Wonderman, Executive Director of Parishioner Interrogation & Surveillance Services The recent 1,000+ parishioner interrogations, or sec checks, my department has conducted revealed a shocking fact: Fully […]
Scientology National Affairs Office 1701 20th St NW Washington, DC 20009 PRESS RELEASE Scientologist Trish Duggan today met with senior Trump administration officials to lobby for the establishment of an Office of […]
Now it can be revealed: Scientology’s attorney Monique Yingling is the love child of L. Ron Hubbard and Leona Helmsley. Now it all makes sense. Now we know why Monique is the […]
The new Scientology One card. Pay for your OT levels on credit at a low rate of 28.6% monthly. Your children are required as collateral.
Not really. We’re just using clickbait to lure you here for a free ARC break repair session at Flag. Our stat is “recover people back on the Bridge.” We need to recover […]
Blinky McBlinkerface aka Monique Yingling needs Vistaril stat! Her chronic blinking was a huge somatic that was bad PR for Scientology. And the show was a huge embarrassment for ABC! Scientology’s lapdog […]