We in RTC wish to point out that this is how Vladimir Putin handles Suppressive Persons. This clearly proves that Scientology is not as bad as Russia. Sure, some people in Scientology […]
Scientology: Not as Bad as Russia
Scientology Religious Worker Danny Duncan Arrives in Scientology Mexico
Scientology religious worker Danny Duncan arrived today at a remote Scientology center in Sonora, Mexico as part of an RTC Mission to improve statistics. Duncan’s assignment is of indefinite duration, perhaps decades, […]
Scientology: “Mr. Miscavige fully cooperated with the authorities in Los Angeles!”
“We in the Church of Scientology wish to emphasize that Mr. Miscavige fully cooperated with the authorities in Los Angeles,” stated Janet Weiland of Scientology’s Office of Special Affairs in Hollywood. “There […]
How David Miscavige Destroyed the Rogue Scientology Regges Behind the Chase Wave Credit Card Fraud!
We in Scientology hasten to remind the public that we are the most ethical group on the planet. There has never been any “Chase Wave” or even a scintilla of financial irregularity […]
Solve it With Ideal Orgs: Why Unusual Solutions Stop the Expansion of Scientology
We in the RTC Department of Social Media Policing saw this post from Betsy at the LA Org posted on an enemy blog: NO BETSY NO! Scientology is never to be used […]
No Richard No! This Is Not Funny!
In addition to being a source of enemy propaganda on matters of open public record for which there are receipts, the Underground Bunker is also a site that engages in Joking & […]
Thieving Christians Steal Scientology’s Intellectual Property!
We in RTC have caught some thieving Christians stealing patented Scientology intellectual property. The copper bracelet shown above will be Exhibit A in our lawsuit which asks for ten billion dollars in […]
Donald Trump & the Good Extraterrestrials vs. The Evil Illuminati
The SP Pete Griffiths shared FB posts made by a Scientologist on the criminally suppressive Facebook group SP’s ‘r’ US. A wholetrack psych implanter, Pete’s attempt at joking and degrading about deadly […]
Scientology, Toilet Paper, and Electricity
We in the Religious Technology Center are busy, busy, busy handling planetary emergencies. We sometimes even have to handle off-planet emergencies, e.g. the Implanters Union #47 is on strike again at the […]
LRH’s Exactly Taped Path Out of the Trap
By way of answering an oft-asked technical question we get in RTC, Dr. Hubbard used Mighty Line® Deluxe Safety Tape – 4″ x 100′, Yellow/Black to exactly tape the way out of […]
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