“Scientology religious leader COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige signed into ecclesiastical law his newly-conceived and simplified 12 step program for Scientology’s Narconon drug treatment centers: 1. Collect $35,000 per drug addict entering […]
Mars Traffic Control Police Chief Paul Horner ordered NASA’s Mars Rover Perseverance ticketed and towed. “Perseverance was parked and taking photos of the mountains. However, the rover was blocking the entrance to […]
Scientology leader Mr. David Miscavige was ecstatic: He had packed the Kodak Theater in Hollywood with a standing room only crowd. This had never happened before. Mr. Miscavige was delighted that the […]
“Now that the world is reopening,” said COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige, “I have ordered Scientology Ethics Officers to begin ordering Scientologists in for brutal sec checks that last hundreds of hours […]
Blinded with injured optic nerves, and lame with physical injuries to hip and back, at the end of World War II, I faced an almost non-existent future … I was abandoned by […]
At the age of 99, Christian televangelist Ernest Angley dropped his body on May 7, 2021. “Pastor Angley left behind his beloved 747SP, a special long haul spaceplane which boasts an unrefueled […]
1. COB’s joy in life is his daily go cart ride at 3:00 PM. Please ensure that COB’s go cart has been oiled, lubed, white gloved, sanitized, and fueled properly. Nothing is […]
General Ernesto Ruiz of the National Police was exceedingly displeased with the small and paltry gift from the IAS. “$10 million dollars from Captain Miscavige? That’s all? This pig snout of a […]
“During his address to the US Congress, an extremely ungrateful President Biden failed to thank Scientology leader David Miscavige for saving humanity from violence, terrorism, drugs, and all of the other factors […]
We in RTC have identified Tom Cruise as the hidden SP who tried to run over L. Ron Hubbard with a freight locomotive on Venus. Tom Cruise is the hidden SP and […]
