After admitting to having faked his own death in 1986 in order to devote more time to his upper level researches, L. Ron Hubbard today filed a civil action in a New […]
L. Ron Hubbard Sues David Miscavige to Regain Control of Scientology
David Miscavige Sues Pope Francis For Infringing Upon Scientology’s Copyrighted “Ecclesiastical Beating” Technology
Claiming he had copyrighted “Ecclesiastical Beatings” and “Papal Slaps”, Scientology leader David Miscavige sued Pope Francis for infringement today in the World Religious Court. “Mr. Miscavige is asking for $500 million in […]
David Miscavige and Heaven’s Gate Leader Come to Blows on FoxNews; Fistfight Ensues in Studio
David Miscavige Slips into Old Age; Rails Against the Onset of His Decrepitude
Scientology leader David Miscavige began the new year protesting the ravages of advancing age and the acceleration of his physical, mental, and psychological plunge into decrepitude. “The food they serve me in […]
Church of Scientology on New Years Eve
“A dangerous crevasse opened beneath the Church of Scientology as we tried to go into 2020,” reported Expedition Commander Ken Delusion. “Our safest move is to reverse course back and head back […]
Launch of Boeing Built Scientology Spaceship: Critical Mission Update
While the the wogs were buzzing with the Christmas R6 implant, we in the Church of Scientology labored at Lunar Base 47. Our goal: Conquest of the Earth by Scientology. Galactic Fleet […]
Scientology Leader David Miscavige Plunges Into a Deep Depression After Learning the Mormons Have $100 Billion Stashed Away
Upon first reading the news that the Mormon Church has $100 billion stashed away in Ensign Peak Advisors, Scientology leader David Miscavige was convinced this was fake news or possibly even satire. […]
