
Having received information that the New York Times planned to publish its bombshell story this Sunday revealing that David Miscavige is a Communist agent who was sent into sabotage Scientology in 1976, […]
Having received information that the New York Times planned to publish its bombshell story this Sunday revealing that David Miscavige is a Communist agent who was sent into sabotage Scientology in 1976, […]
Los Angeles Rams spokesperson Dick Slagle said the Rams organization credits Scientology’s effective tools for life and livingness with their Super Bowl win. “Scientology taught the Rams what the Third Dynamic means […]
While decontaminating an ordinary wog church in Hollywood with Decon 7, Sea Org member Ricardo Echevarria was stunned to see an apparition of L. Ron Hubbard appear in the Decon 7 fog. […]
Scientology Supreme Ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige declared today that Facebook’s stock price collapse was due to the social media giant allowing years and decades of attacks upon Scientology. Mr. Miscavige called upon […]
Alien Abduction Incident Report. January 1, 2022. 0632 Hours. Clearwater, Florida. As he walked the quiet early morning streets around Flag Land Base, Space Admiral David Miscavige was abducted by a marauding […]
We in Scientology hasten to remind the public that we are the most ethical group on the planet. There has never been any “Chase Wave” or even a scintilla of financial irregularity […]
Upon learning that a janitor found $600,000 in cash and checks hidden inside a bathroom wall in Joel Osteen’s church, Scientology leader David Miscavige has ordered all bathroom walls in Scientology ripped […]
“How the f*ck does this happen?” screamed COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige. “How does a breakfast sandwich outsell Scientology for 50 years?” “The agonized fate of every man, woman, and child on […]