A Scientology Registrar Admits the Truth
Xavier Becerra Promises to Put L. Ron Hubbard’s Study Tech into California’s Schools when He is Elected Governor – What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Xavier Becerra Promises to Put L. Ron Hubbard’s Study Tech into California’s Schools when He is Elected Governor
The “Church of Simpology” is Scientology’s New Name
Following the LDS playbook, Miscavige retires the word “Scientologist.” New name reflects decades of groveling, simping, and cash-fanning for COB.
Tiger Woods: “I am now a Scientologist and Narconon will give me a Drug Free Life! Thank You Tom Cruise!”
Tiger Woods announced today that he has become a Scientologist after humanitarian Tom Cruise reached out to him at the scene of his recent accident.
Temu Scientology Launched to Lure Budget-Minded Conspiracy Theorists & Other Frugal Cultists into Scientology
In his efforts to make Scientology more affordable than ever, David Miscavige today announced the launch of Temu Scientology, the centerpiece of which is an $8.88 e-meter. “This new Temu e-meter is […]
Church of Scientology to Install Toilet Paper Dispensers in Ideal Orgs
In response to a recent survey of Scientology parishioners, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has ordered all Ideal Orgs to install for-pay toilet paper dispensers. This will allow Scientologists to purchase either […]
David Miscavige and Heaven’s Gate Leader Marshall Herff Applewhite Come to Blows on FoxNews; Fistfight Ensues in Studio!
When Cult Leaders argue on Christmas Day, bad things can and do happen! The tiny terror midget David Miscavige of Scientology infamy hurled his meat body at Heaven’s Gate leader Marshall Herff […]
COB’s Special 2025 Speech to All Scientologists
“As we are assembled here today to celebrate the epic accomplishments of the last many decades of time which are but a brief breath in eternity, we pause to take note that, […]
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige Delivers an Epic 5 Hour Speech at the IAS Gala 2025!
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige Delivers an Epic 5 Hour Speech at the IAS Gala 2025!
BREAKING: Scientology Eliminates “Illegal” Binding Arbitration Clause.
Waiver of All Rights (Known and Unknown)
By signing, the parishioner surrenders not only their civil rights, but also their air rights, mineral rights, and eternal rights in all galaxies. Retroactive waivers apply to past lives as well.
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