“It has long been scientifically proven that Zombies are unkillable,” noted Dr. Ken Delusion, Director of Scientology Medical Services. “Therefore, Scientology ecclesiastical leader Mr. David Miscavige has ordered all Scientologists to be […]
“Now that Florida is open for business following the Psych-infested hysteria over some imaginary disease, the pent up demand for auditing has created a highest-ever boom in well done auditing hours,” said […]
David Miscavige: Jerry Falwell Jr. Should Have Locked His Wife Away Like I Did Mine. All Male Religious Leaders Should Do It.
“Women cause all of the problems in the world and have since the Psychs implanted them trillions of years ago on the planet Farsec,” said Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige. “Women are […]
David Miscavige clutched a Bible in his hands. He humbly stared down at his feet and began slowly speaking. “I am a changed man since I accepted Jesus as my personal lord […]
The recent 1,000+ parishioner sec checks conducted by we in RTC revealed a shocking fact: Fully 95% of Scientology publics will only admit to being Scientologists when they are in their Orgs! […]
“A black satin shirt, gold lame pants, and black leather boots is the dope new retro 1970’s look for Sea Org and Scientology publics alike,” chortled COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige. “Buy […]
“There is no such thing as the Coronavirus,” Tom Cruise announced from the Scientology Science Institute in Los Angeles. “The Coronavirus hoax is a George Soros-Psychiatry funded mob hit designed to destroy […]
David Miscavige Lashes Out; Tells Karen Bass to Stop Blaming Her Political Image Problems on Scientology
Scientology leader and humanitarian David Miscavige lashed out at Rep. Karen Bass and told her to stop blaming her political image problems on her having made a speech at a Scientology event […]
David Miscavige’s Monumental Technical Discovery: Boarded Up Orgs = No Red Tags, No Missed F/N’s, Etc.
“COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige’s order to board up Ideal Orgs across the US has resulted in a 100% end to the chronic and endless auditing errors and mistakes at the Ideal […]