After spending over $1 million dollars each to attain OTIII, three trusted Scientologists were extensively sec-checked and then approved by we in RTC to rake leaves in Seattle. The exact LRH Tech […]
David Miscavige Endangered During an 8 Hour Chase by Drug-Fueled Paparazzi on the Streets of Hollywood! Speeds Reach 190 Miles Per Hour!
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry don’t know what real danger is! Their fake story of being chased around NYC for two hours wherein they claim to have been endangered by reckless paparazzi […]
Screenshot of Vicki Podberesky’s OneDrive Leaked Online!
We in RTC are filing an emergency motion to the Supreme Court after learning that a screenshot of Vicki Podberesky’s OneDrive was leaked online. We believe the FBI illegally obtained an electronic […]
Top Secret: US Gov’t Psychological Profile of David Miscavige
Subject “DM” is a W/M 5’1′” 118 pounds. Blue eyes, brown hair. Age 63. DM is the sole authoritarian leader of a small and declining radicalized psychoterrorist organization headquartered in Clearwater, Florida. […]
1963: L. Ron Hubbard Meets Charles Manson to Discuss R2-45 and the Handling of SP’s
1963: L. Ron Hubbard met with Scientologist Charles Manson to discuss how to introduce Scientology to young people who believed that R2-45 was an effective solution for exteriorizing one’s enemies. Essentially, Dr. […]
Scientology Creates New AI-Generated Ecclesiastical Leader to Allow David Miscavige to Remain in Hiding
After learning that crypto scammers used AI to create a fake CEO, we in the Church of Scientology have created an AI COB RTC to allow David Miscavige to claim that he […]
The Church of Scientology Opens the New Sunset Boulevard Org for Geriatric, Unattractive, Misfit Preclears (GUMP’s)
Many Scientology parishioners in Los Angeles are old and unattractive and are therefore unwelcome at the Celebrity Centre. While still other parishioners feel overwhelmed by the massive Pac Base which is called […]
David Miscavige’s Secret Plan to Take Over Clearwater’s North Marina Fails Under an SP Onslaught
David’s Miscavige secret plan to take over Clearwater’s North Marina has failed after being exposed for the con job it was. Rod Riley has gone back to Phoenix to flip houses. Ben […]
Prison Cellmates: Donald Trump and David Miscavige?
Will Donald Trump and David Miscavige share a prison cell? This could happen say top legal experts including Chuck Fosburn of New York. “And we know the diminutive Scientology leader David Miscavige […]
Dead Communist Leader Yuri Andropov Appointed New Leader of the Church of Scientology
“Disgusted with the lack of praise, applause, acknowledgement, and heroism medals due him, David Miscavige resigned his office as COB RTC this morning at 0900 hours local time Hollywood, California,” announced Church […]