COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige had just been introduced to the crowd. Suddenly, the Joker walked onstage and began to tell the assembled Scientologists that the Church of Scientology was a bad […]
In addition to being a source of enemy propaganda on matters of open public record for which there are receipts, the Underground Bunker is also a site that engages in Joking & […]
We in RTC Legal are hereby advising the Los Angeles Superior Court (and all courts) that DAVID MISCAVIGE is a legal fiction. As the executor of the estate of the legal fiction […]
“Scientology needs a new and better central conspiracy theory!” exclaimed Cult Leader Miscavige. “Our current story of Xenu capturing everyone, throwing them into volcanoes, and nuking them can’t possibly compete with the […]
SECRET RTC MEMO. BURN AFTER READING Radar Online has come perilously close to exposing Scientology’s secret underground “Inner Earth” tunnel system that crisscrosses the USA. Our underground bases, complexes, prisons, warehouses, U-Boat […]
Scientology leader David Miscavige today declared today that he was done living a lie. “I’m getting rid of everything that’s not real: My toupee, corset, cosmetics, and everything else. What you see […]
