“How the f*ck does this happen?” screamed COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige. “How does a breakfast sandwich outsell Scientology for 50 years?” “The agonized fate of every man, woman, and child on […]
From BT’s to lava flows, volcanoes have been the bane of Scientology’s existence for 75 million years!
“From BT’s to lava flows, volcanoes have been the bane of Scientology’s existence for 75 million years.” — Dr. Ken Delusion, Nuclear Physicist. “So long as the MEST Universe, volcanoes, Targs, Marcabian Implanters, […]
“Even with his head temporarily swollen by a Botox malfunction, Maverick is readying Top Gun 2 for a theatrical release in the next few years,” said assistant second unit apple box manager […]
After taking down the racist Civil War era monument of Robert E. Lee, a few Virginians were perplexed to awaken this morning and find it replaced by a giant bust of 1950’s […]
“The Scientology Beekeepers Convention on the Freewinds was held in Aruba last week on the ship,” explained Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Some nosy wog on a nearby cruise ship filmed the Scientology […]
L. Ron Hubbard. The Chromosphere Lectures, 1959: Back in the day, the Hubbard Association of Scientologists in Phoenix, we were selling light years by the box to cure cancer and whatnot. Stuff […]
Can you be a Scientologist and a Pentecostal snake-handler? The answer is a definite “yes” according to Scientology leader Captain David Miscavige. “We in Scientology welcome Pentecostal snake-handlers and members of all […]