Dear Diary, That talentless wog karaoke singer Lady Gaga sung the national anthem at the phony inauguration for the stolen election. If truth had prevailed over lies, it would have been me […]
Joy Villa’s Secret Diary
The My Pillow Guy Cracks Under Scientology Sec Checking; Admits to Placing Brainwashing & Listening Devices Into Every My Pillow Ever Sold!
MyPillow founder and CEO Mike Lindell was caught by the media plotting a martial law takeover of America. Lindell had planned to hand over the blueprints for his diabolical treachery to outgoing […]
The Truth Can Now Be Told: Mike Pence is Q!
The truth can now be told: Mike Pence is Q! Mike Pence proved elusive as the social media psychological warfare operative Q because, in his everyday life, he effected a bland white […]
Who Wears It Better? Scientologist Joy Villa or the Insurrectionist in Nancy Pelosi’s Office?
Give the Gift of Scientology
Each winter, the Marcab-NWO Reptilian enslavers use the disguise of “Christmas” to engage in their annual re-energization of the mass R6 electronic implant. Christmas bells, yuletide logs, gifts, singing, and family celebrations […]
The Way to Happiness: Do Not Murder
The Cancellation of Scientology’s Nuremberg Rallies Drives David Miscavige Into Agonizing Applause Withdrawal
“COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has not been able to hold one of his large Nuremberg rallies all year,” said Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “COB craves the applause and the hundreds of […]
Scientology Issues New Social Distancing Tech: “Be Six Feet Behind Your Head.”
In a technical departure from L. Ron Hubbard’s dictum ‘be three feet behind your head‘ we in the Church of Scientology have ordered all thetans be six feet behind their heads. This […]
Church of Scientology Asks President Trump to Pardon David Miscavige
“Without admitting to any crimes whatsoever, Mr. David Miscavige is nevertheless asking President Trump to issue him a full pardon him for any and all crimes he may have accidentally or unknowingly […]
Startling New Scientology Evidence Sheds Light on the Disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa
Shortly before his sudden disappearance in 1975, Teamsters boss Jimmy Hoffa told a US Congressional Committee that he was ordering America’s one million Teamsters to do Dianetics and Scientology courses. Hoffa proclaimed […]
