“Scientology religious leader COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige signed into ecclesiastical law his newly-conceived and simplified 12 step program for Scientology’s Narconon drug treatment centers: 1. Collect $35,000 per drug addict entering […]
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Introduction: Jay and Jeff Spina are Scientologists and OTVIII’s. The brothers are both chiropractors. Due to what we in Scientology are certain was a regrettable bookkeeping error, the Spina brothers, along with […]
“Tens of millions of now older Scientologists never attained the State of Clear in this lifetime,” declared Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “There were many barriers to attaining Clear,” Delusion noted. “Suppression, money, […]
Mars Traffic Control Police Chief Paul Horner ordered NASA’s Mars Rover Perseverance ticketed and towed. “Perseverance was parked and taking photos of the mountains. However, the rover was blocking the entrance to […]
Scientology leader Mr. David Miscavige was ecstatic: He had packed the Kodak Theater in Hollywood with a standing room only crowd. This had never happened before. Mr. Miscavige was delighted that the […]
“Now that the world is reopening,” said COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige, “I have ordered Scientology Ethics Officers to begin ordering Scientologists in for brutal sec checks that last hundreds of hours […]
Blinded with injured optic nerves, and lame with physical injuries to hip and back, at the end of World War II, I faced an almost non-existent future … I was abandoned by […]
With Scientology creating more felons than Clears and OT’s these days, the new Flag-only Incarceration Rundown fully prepares the convicted Scientologist to do hard time in prison. The soon-to-be inmate uses the clay table […]
Incident 3 of OT III: Xenu’s fleets of 747 spaceplanes are being readied to fly over the major cities of the world and emit 5G signal. The interaction of the 5G radiation […]
