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David Miscavige Lashes Out; Tells Karen Bass to Stop Blaming Her Political Image Problems on Scientology
Scientology leader and humanitarian David Miscavige lashed out at Rep. Karen Bass and told her to stop blaming her political image problems on her having made a speech at a Scientology event […]
Church of Scientology Responds to Rep. Karen Bass’ “Scientology Problem”
“We in the Church of Scientology are outraged about the way Senator Kamala Harris and her staff are having themselves a good laugh over Rep. Karen Bass’ ‘Scientology problem,’” said Church spokesman […]
David Miscavige’s Monumental Technical Discovery: Boarded Up Orgs = No Red Tags, No Missed F/N’s, Etc.
“COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige’s order to board up Ideal Orgs across the US has resulted in a 100% end to the chronic and endless auditing errors and mistakes at the Ideal […]
The Correct Scientology Fundraiser Position
If you just relax and cooperate during the Scientology fundraiser it will not hurt as much.
We in Scientology Must Find the Hidden SP!
“Who is the hidden SP ratting those particular Scientologists out to the Feds?” Ken Delusion asked. “We know there are leaks about certain of their indiscretions. While we in the Church deny […]
Danny Masterson Convinces Ghislaine Maxwell to Turn to Scientology for Help
Scientologist Danny Masterson convinced Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghishlaine Maxwell to turn to the Church of Scientology for help. “I can relate to Ghislaine,” said Masterson. “We’ve both been arrested and accused of […]
Ethics Must Go In Before the Tech Can Go In!
We in RTC are constantly firing off missions to handle fundamental confusions which lead to Out Tech. Our stable datum is this: The Founder informs us that thetans compulsively mock up their […]
Some People Will Never Understand the Psy-Op
Ken Delusion doesn’t waste his time chasing unreal phantoms. Those other people, the obsessional NCG’s, don’t understand what it means to have taken on a Matrix of Thought that is not their […]
Scientology Celebrity Centre Bans Danny Masterson As His Ankle Bracelet Monitor is Out PR
“COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has banned Danny Masterson from the Celebrity Centre due to the ankle bracelet he must wear while he is out on $3.3 million bail awaiting trial on […]
