“If Scientologists won’t come to the Orgs, then the Orgs will come to them!” COB defiantly declared, this after RTC missionaires discovered the WHY for the cataclysmic 90% drop in Church attendance […]
Church of Scientology: We Have the Breakthrough Process to Guarantee the Success of Adult Stem Cell Treatments
“We in the Church of Scientology have identified the exact WHY for the millions of failures in adult stem cell treatments. We know why these treatments do not work,” said Dr. Stayta […]
Scientology OT Grant Cardone is creating new and better realities. He is ready to take his Homo Novis game to the next level and wants to take you with him to his 10X Compound in Waco.
Scientology ecclesiastical leader Mr. David Miscavige emerged “very knocked out but alive” and became the world’s first OTX completion. “OTX literally dessicates a person’s meat body.” said Senior C/S Int Ken Delusion. […]
“COVID-19 is killing vampires at an alarming rate,” warned Dr. Ken Delusion. “And this includes the vampires who work as Scientology regges.” “Vampires drink infected blood and they die. And when vampires […]
“It has long been scientifically proven that Zombies are unkillable,” noted Dr. Ken Delusion, Director of Scientology Medical Services. “Therefore, Scientology ecclesiastical leader Mr. David Miscavige has ordered all Scientologists to be […]
“Now that Florida is open for business following the Psych-infested hysteria over some imaginary disease, the pent up demand for auditing has created a highest-ever boom in well done auditing hours,” said […]
David Miscavige: Jerry Falwell Jr. Should Have Locked His Wife Away Like I Did Mine. All Male Religious Leaders Should Do It.
“Women cause all of the problems in the world and have since the Psychs implanted them trillions of years ago on the planet Farsec,” said Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige. “Women are […]