A Scientology Registrar Admits the Truth
KSMMT SERIES 1 — KEEPING SUMMIT THERAPEUTICS WORKING
In order to save Golden Thetan Bob Duggan and his company Summit Therapeutics, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige today issued a new “handling suppressive molecules” policy — which is based on the Lost Tech of LRH found by COB.
Xavier Becerra Promises to Put L. Ron Hubbard’s Study Tech into California’s Schools when He is Elected Governor – What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Xavier Becerra Promises to Put L. Ron Hubbard’s Study Tech into California’s Schools when He is Elected Governor
The “Church of Simpology” is Scientology’s New Name
Following the LDS playbook, Miscavige retires the word “Scientologist.” New name reflects decades of groveling, simping, and cash-fanning for COB.
OT VIII Bob Duggan Ordered to Flag for Sec Checks After CCP-Controlled Akeso Sabotages Summit Therapeutics Stock Price
CO OSA Ken Delusion orders OT VIII Bob Duggan to Flag for sec checks after CCP-controlled Akeso sabotages Summit Therapeutics stock. Gross Out Tech!
Grant Cardone Opens Cardone 10X Living in an Implant Station on Mars
TEEGEEACK SECTOR / MARS APPROACH CORRIDOR — Grant Cardone, OT VIII, Cardone Capital founder, and the galaxy’s foremost authority on being the galaxy’s foremost authority, has announced the grand opening of Cardone 10X Living, the first luxury residential development purpose-built inside a Marcabian Implant Station in geostationary orbit above Mars.
Tiger Woods: “I am now a Scientologist and Narconon will give me a Drug Free Life! Thank You Tom Cruise!”
Tiger Woods announced today that he has become a Scientologist after humanitarian Tom Cruise reached out to him at the scene of his recent accident.
Temu Scientology Launched to Lure Budget-Minded Conspiracy Theorists & Other Frugal Cultists into Scientology
In his efforts to make Scientology more affordable than ever, David Miscavige today announced the launch of Temu Scientology, the centerpiece of which is an $8.88 e-meter. “This new Temu e-meter is […]
Church of Scientology to Install Toilet Paper Dispensers in Ideal Orgs
In response to a recent survey of Scientology parishioners, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has ordered all Ideal Orgs to install for-pay toilet paper dispensers. This will allow Scientologists to purchase either […]
David Miscavige and Heaven’s Gate Leader Marshall Herff Applewhite Come to Blows on FoxNews; Fistfight Ensues in Studio!
When Cult Leaders argue on Christmas Day, bad things can and do happen! The tiny terror midget David Miscavige of Scientology infamy hurled his meat body at Heaven’s Gate leader Marshall Herff […]
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