COB RTC David Miscavige has a giant new Scientology circus tent on the way to Flag Land Base in Clearwater, Florida. This giant new circus tent is much like the gay and […]
“The Church of Scientology has done the impossible,” exclaimed Dr. Eldon Weiner of the Flag Land Base. “There was a very real chance that Al Qaeda was going to launch some kind […]
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that alleged domestic terrorist Devon Newman was never actually a member of the Church. “We looked everywhere,” Delusion stated, “And nowhere could we find […]
We in the Church of Scientology have just received data that Scientologist Devon Newman was arrested by the Las Vegas Police Department on charges of conspiracy to commit murder, conspiracy to commit […]
A new short comedy video made by Scientologist Michelle Stafford reflects the LRH datum which states that, “Humor is rejection.” In this comedy piece, Michelle Stafford mocks up a lower harmonic valence […]
As dramatic security camera video shows, this afternoon for over one tense hour the ecclesiastical leader of the Scientology religion was trapped in a elevator at Flag Land Base. Flag dialed 911 […]
COB RTC David Miscavige today announced an updated policy on Flag Rejects. What is a Flag Reject? A Flag Reject is defined in policy as, “Any Scientologist who poses a PR risk […]
Speaking today at a crowded press conference from Flag Land Base where comprehensively incoherent preparations for GAT II are underway, Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion announced one the most sweeping technical […]
We at Freedom Magazine are pleased as punch to announce that our own award-winning journalist Dr. Eldon Weiner snagged the world exclusive interview with Scientologist Tom Cruise on, wait for it, The […]
While the IAS has sold faux-knighthoods in the past few years, this has failed to raise any real money. Whereupon, based upon actual survey, it has become evident to we in RTC […]
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