“The Chairman of Blue Eyed Soul is the only way to describe the music of Dave Miscavige,” said Golden Era Records VP Ken Delusion. “And that’s why we at Golden Era were […]
Dave Miscavige: Songs of Scientology Rhapsody
Fleet Admiral David Miscavige Explains Scientology and Toilet Paper
Scientology Fleet Admiral David Miscavige took the airwaves today to explain Scientology and toilet paper. Broadcasting live from The Scientology Channel (channel 5,078 on Time Warner cable), Fleet Admiral Miscavige opened by […]
Forwarding Enemy Lines
David Miscavige is an extremist and self‐promoter who has used bigotry and false allegations about Psychiatry to create an environment of hate. His career is based around attacking Psychiatry, swindling others, and […]
Church of Scientology Announces the Tom Cruise 4th Wife Campaign (TC4WC)
” COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has ordered fundraising for what will be the incredibly expensive Tom Cruise 4th Wife Campaign (TC4WC). “Finding a trophy wife for an aging male movie star […]
Faith and Money: The Two Pillars of the Church of Scientology
Faith and Money are the two pillars upon which the Church of Scientology is forever established. Our members have faith and we have their money. This is true. As a labyrinthine series […]
Scientology & Suppression: The Real Costs
(click to enlarge) A shocking new study released today by Dr. Dirk Duchebaag, RTC Inspector General for Economic Losses, shows the real costs of suppression to all of the churches in the […]
Louis Theroux Plots to Secretly Take Over the Church of Scientology!
We in RTC have been reliably informed that Louis Theroux has hired a David Miscavige impersonator. Theroux’s cover story is that this Miscavige impersonator was hired to portray Mr. Miscavige in Theroux’s […]
Presidential Candidate David Miscavige Wins CNN Debate
Post debate surveys indicate that presidential candidate David Miscavige won the CNN debate by historic orders of magnitude,” said Scientology Director of Polling Dr. Eldon Weiner. “Our initial poll reached 12,000,000 Clearwater […]
We in the Church of Scientology Deny Attacks on HBO’s Going Clear Documentary
Commanding Officer, Social Media Unit OSA Int Captain Josef Gorman today denied that the Church of Scientology was contacting members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS). “These Academy […]
David Miscavige Makes It Official: He is Running for President in 2016!
Private citizen and global ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige today announced that he is running for President of the United States. “America needs aggressive new leadership. I’m the only one who can go […]
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