“My sister Joy Villa is really stupid,” declared New OTVIII Bobby Villa. “You’d have to be a moron to vote for her for Congress. Joy is a completely occluded case who can’t […]
Scientology is not a Cult!
Scientology is not a Cult! Lots of groups dress in matching uniforms and fan out on Segways to distribute literature about the Psychs and their use of drugs to keep the Fourth […]
Is Your Baby Secretly Plotting to Strangle You While You Sleep? Scientology Can Help You Find Out!
“Don’t be taken in by their being cute or cooing. Babies are actually trillion year old thetans in new bodies,” said Senior C/S Int Ken Delusion. “And some babies come here from […]
Scientology Leader offers Pony Rides to Children
We in the Church of Scientology are very pro-family and COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige loves children:
David Miscavige Disappears Into Marcabian Space Portal
As COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige mounted the podium today to give the keynote address at the 1st annual Conference of Cult Leaders in Crisis, he sensed something was not right. And […]
Delusion Reveals the WHY for Why Scientology Media Productions Is Not Broadcasting
“By actual survey, Scientology parishioners are asking the WHY for why Scientology Media Productions is not broadcasting,” said spokesman Ken Delusion. “More than a few Scientologists have noted that Leah Remini has […]
Harvey Weinstein Turns to the Scientology Celebrity Centre for Help
“Disgraced Hollywood honcho Harvey Weinstein has turned to the Church of Scientology’s Celebrity Centre for help,” reported Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “Mr. Weinstein is currently staying in the penthouse at the Celebrity […]