Paramedics were called today when the Church of Scientology experienced a massive panic attack brought on by the imminent broadcast of HBO’s Going Clear. “The rageaholic 65-year-old cult had been slinging mud […]
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Terror-Rama Dome in Hollywood Showing Psych-Funded Hate Film!
The Terror-Rama Dome theater in Hollywood is showing the Psych-Funded HBO film Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief. “Captain David Miscavige has ordered all 1,200,000,000 Scientologists in the Los Angeles […]
Captain Miscavige Orders the Nuclear Option Against HBO!
We in the Church of Scientology are under attack by the amassed global forces of planetary suppression. Captain David Miscavige is in his RTC War Room handling the dire threat posed by […]
KCET Rental Televisions: One-Channel RTC-Approved TV for Scientologists!
The KCET Rental Television receives only one RTC-approved broadcast channel: Scientology Media Productions. The KCET B&W Rental Television can be rented monthly for $1995. Rental color televisions are $2995 per month. The […]
WM smoker into CoSplay wants to meet other WM smokers into CoSplay. Can host in Hollywood or Hemet. Must be into naval uniforms, wrestling, and drinking. No holds barred action. Call “Capt. […]
The Egress Rundown
“The new Egress Rundown is the ultimate recovery of lost tech that puts you in charge of your eternity!” gushed Flag spokesman Ken Delusion.” “Fully ninety-dimensional and epic, the Egress Rundown is […]