“The Church of Scientology has reached a deal with Donald Sterling to purchase the Los Angeles Clippers as a birthday gift for Church leader David Miscavige,” announced Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “While […]
“Crippled by incontrovertible ‘smoking gun’ evidence of his racial bigotry, Clippers owner Donald Sterling has turned to David Miscavige for crisis PR management,” Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion announced today at a Staples […]
MOSCOW (AP) – “President Vladimir Putin on Thursday called the Internet a CIA project and made comments about Russia’s biggest search engine Yandex, sending the company’s shares plummeting…” “We in RTC applaud […]
Kevin Trudeau gives you a secret special briefing that is almost as good as a special confidential IAS briefing. The only difference between Kevin Trudeau and the IAS is that Kevin is […]
“All hands emergency: The Office of Special Affairs is on an urgent recruit cycle to bring some new bodies into the most badly overworked area in the Church.” “We’ve entered an entirely […]
Hello, my name is Kevin Trudeau and I want to introduce you to the most exciting space-age religion out there today and, yes, I’m talking about Scientology! Scientology is so good they […]
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“Due to extreme suppression of unprecedented magnitudes, Captain David Miscavige has declared a Global Fair Game Emergency,” exclaimed Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “What this means,” Delusion emphasized, “is that ‘top-of-the-bridge make-it-go-right kamikaze‘ […]
Chairman Miscavige today released his long-awaited $250,000,000 documentary. 92 hours in length and filmed in Panavision, this ecclesiastical extravaganza has a monumental title: The Glorious Technical Revolution of the Golden Age of […]
Hello, We worked for David Miscavige and the Church of Scientology for many years. We signed billion year contracts but were given no benefits, no minimum wage, etc. If we got sick […]
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