“The Church of Scientology has reached a deal with Donald Sterling to purchase the Los Angeles Clippers as a birthday gift for Church leader David Miscavige,” announced Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “While […]
Clippers Owner Donald Sterling Turns to David Miscavige for Crisis PR Management
“Crippled by incontrovertible ‘smoking gun’ evidence of his racial bigotry, Clippers owner Donald Sterling has turned to David Miscavige for crisis PR management,” Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion announced today at a Staples […]
Vladamir Putin Calls Internet a “CIA Project” – Receives Scientology Medal of Valor
MOSCOW (AP) – “President Vladimir Putin on Thursday called the Internet a CIA project and made comments about Russia’s biggest search engine Yandex, sending the company’s shares plummeting…” “We in RTC applaud […]
Flim Flam Man Kevin Trudeau – So Secret, So Like an IAS Secret Briefing!
Kevin Trudeau gives you a secret special briefing that is almost as good as a special confidential IAS briefing. The only difference between Kevin Trudeau and the IAS is that Kevin is […]
Alert! Urgent! Office of Special Affairs Recruiting! Join NOW NOW NOW!
“All hands emergency: The Office of Special Affairs is on an urgent recruit cycle to bring some new bodies into the most badly overworked area in the Church.” “We’ve entered an entirely […]
Try Scientology For 30 Days Free in Your Own Home!
Hello, my name is Kevin Trudeau and I want to introduce you to the most exciting space-age religion out there today and, yes, I’m talking about Scientology! Scientology is so good they […]
Attack the Attacker!
HUBBARD COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE Saint Hill Manor, East Grinstead, Sussex. HCO POLICY LEITER OF 15 FEBRUARY 1966 HCO Dir LRH Comm ATTACKS ON SCIENTOLOGY Remimeo Exec Sec Hats HCO Sec Hat Legal Officer […]
Global Fair Game Emergency Declared by Captain Miscavige!
“Due to extreme suppression of unprecedented magnitudes, Captain David Miscavige has declared a Global Fair Game Emergency,” exclaimed Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “What this means,” Delusion emphasized, “is that ‘top-of-the-bridge make-it-go-right kamikaze‘ […]
Chairman Miscavige Releases Heroic Documentary of His Conquest Over SP’s!
Chairman Miscavige today released his long-awaited $250,000,000 documentary. 92 hours in length and filmed in Panavision, this ecclesiastical extravaganza has a monumental title: The Glorious Technical Revolution of the Golden Age of […]
Not Sea Org Slaves Anymore!
Hello, We worked for David Miscavige and the Church of Scientology for many years. We signed billion year contracts but were given no benefits, no minimum wage, etc. If we got sick […]