The panicked call came into the Church of Scientology’s Office of Special Affairs: SP’s are meeting in Las Vegas to have fun! As we in RTC oppose fun, a short and precise […]
Church of Scientology Las Vegas Takes to the Streets!
Church of Scientology Offers Effective PR Solutions to Bill Cosby
“We are the experts on Public Relations,” declared Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion during his press conference at the Church’s Psychiatry: An Industry of Death museum in Hollywood. “Scientology’s approach to […]
Kevin’s Not Gay No More!
We in RTC were shocked to see what happens when decent R6 implant religions become the victims — as is the Church of Scientology — of criminal Joking & Degrading on the […]
Scientology Fleet Admiral David Miscavige in the RTC Bunker
Church of Scientology Financial Impact Accounts for 20% of Jobs in America
“The Church of Scientology’s financial impact accounts for 20% of all jobs in America,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion declared today by telex from the ship. “For example, our Ideal Org gas stations […]
Church of Scientology Leader David Miscavige Gives Texas a Gift!
“Church of Scientology Ecclesiastical Leader, His Imperial Holiness David Miscavige, today decreed that Oklahoma no longer exists,” announced Monsignor Ken Delusion. “In his infinite wisdom and beneficence, therefore, His Imperial Holiness David […]
Church of Scientology to Open Aquarium in Downtown Clearwater
“We are the experts on aquariums,” announced Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “And with that in mind, the Church will be opening a new aquarium here in Downtown Clearwater.” “And quite […]
Wog Talk — An Intercepted Conversation!
We in RTC have intercepted “wog talk” and are posting it here for intelligence purposes. This cables intercept is a clear indication that SP’s are plotting against us! Please make a heroic […]
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