Scientology Super Power Briefing on the Perceptics of Smell and Taste

Drilling on the perceptics of smell and taste on Super Power is accomplished through the use of a large and modern self serve yogurt emporium. This well equipped facility includes a lounge, restrooms, and a secret entrance to Mind Control Area 67.

Scientologists in the Super Power Soft Serve Yogurt Emporium will taste 25 different flavors of yogurt with various toppings and write down their cognitions on smell, taste, texture, coldness, smoothness, and the tasty deliciousness of what we in RTC think is the best soft serve yogurt in the entire Tampa Bay area!

Note 1: Located on the third floor adjacent to the Pain Station, a valid Flag photo ID is required for entry into the Super Power Soft Serve Yogurt Emporium.

Note 2:  According to COB RTC David Miscavige, if “lactose intolerance” comes up as a reading item during the soft serve yogurt tasting rundown, it is likely that “crimes against cows” or “was drowned in milk” is there on the wholetrack. The pc is to be sent to Ethics immediately.

7 replies »

  1. I think you need to call it “Area 57” because there are 57 perceptics. And it sounds a lot more like “Area 51” than does “Area 67.” Nothing like tying in a few aliens to get people to buy stuff. I am sure you guys never tried that before. Oh, wait …


  2. Ugh, are the flavors of yoghurt going to be synced with the advertised hundreds of vials of smells of every smell one “can imagine” as advertised by COB sometime or other. Why do I think of saukraut and stinky feet when I hear about the persceptics of smell?


  3. Hurry, hurry, hurry, step right up folks. Don’t be shy! The Super Power Building is here now, this is the place you’ve read about, the place everyone is talking about. Peek behind the curtain, smell the cotton candy, ride the tilt-a-whirl, check out the oiliness table, the pain station, and the drop tower, run around a pole. This is it folks, the chance of a lifetime, or should I say lifetimes. Step right up, hurry, hurry, hurry.


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