The new Civilization has begun. You will be contacted shortly by the Church of Scientology about your duties and obligations to God.
In the meantime, worship and tribute in the form of your entire net worth and assets are demanded.
God’s first act of Divine Judgment will be to destroy the internet using His Super Powers.
Accordingly, we request that you unplug all of your computers and other digital devices as they too will be destroyed by God pouring out his Divine Wrath against all bitter defrocked apostates, critics, skeptics, and haters.
You had your chance to repent and now you have lost it. You will be sent to various implant stations once God causes all you to simultaneously drop your bodies at 2:00 PM next Thursday, November 21, 2013.