The City of Clearwater is sinking into the ocean due to the massive weight of Scientology’s expansion.
The Caper in Cannes!
Sometimes we in the Church of Scientology have to take time off from the urgency of Planetary Clearing to handle some bare-knuckle business that, while not pretty, needs to be done for […]
The Golden Age of Ideal Tents!
An exciting new mega tent is arriving Flag! While the shore story has been that the mega tent is designed to handle the massive overflow crowds that pack the Fort Harrison, the […]
The Church of Scientology and Our Policy of Lying
We in the Church of Scientology are frequently and constantly reviled and attacked for lying to the media, our critics, law enforcement, and even our own members. What the media, the public, […]
SPs ‘r’ US Facebook Group Formally Declared an Illegal Criminal Assembly by the Church of Scientology!
Acting in his official capacity as the ecclesiastical leader of the Scientology religion, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige today declared the Scientology hater Facebook group SPs ‘r’ US an Illegal Criminal Assembly. […]
Celebrity Centre: CO Dave Petit and Toilet Tech
As Commanding Officer of Celebrity Centre International (CO CCI), Mr. Dave Petit has enormous responsibilities. It goes without saying that Mr. Petit does not have even 1/1000th of the responsibilities of COB […]
Fleet Admiral David Miscavige to Sell the Church of Scientology to Big Pharma
Sea Org Fleet Admiral David Miscavige has had it. After waging a singular and heroic war against the sinister forces of global suppression for decades David Miscavige has never been properly honored, […]
Kirstie Alley Asks: Are You a (Profanity Deleted) ?
Church of Scientology OT Kirstie Alley asks: Are you a cock sucking asswipe vagina jumper? What happened is that Scientologist Kirstie Alley went on a Twitter rampage following Leah Remini’s recent unauthorized […]
Leah Remini Attacks the Church of Scientology!
Leah Remini did a few basic courses in the Church of Scientology a long time ago. Now that her acting career is failing, Leah Remini has jumped on the Bitter Defrocked Apostate […]
David Miscavige & the Historic 1993 Event that Changed World History!
The biggest thing in the past twenty years was not the wog internet or even the confirmation of some little piece of lint called the Higgs boson. No, the biggest thing in […]
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