Xenu’s cheerleaders will do anything to keep the masses away from Scientology Orgs — particularly now that Mr. David Miscavige has completed his Herculean task of building and opening 15,708 Ideal Orgs […]
Xenu’s Cheerleaders
Fleet Admiral David Miscavige Places All Florida Scientologists Into “Doubt” After Mark Bunker Wins Clearwater City Council Seat
Visibly shaken and enraged by Mark Bunker’s win in Clearwater, Fleet Admiral David Miscavige went live today on Scientology TV to berate all Floridian Scientologists for being theetie-wheetie dilettantes who allowed this […]
The Reason Why Scientology Is Not Closing Its Ideal Orgs
“Scientology has no plans to close its Orgs,” said spokesman Ken Delusion. “There is no need to close them because the Orgs have already been empty for almost twenty years now.” “Now […]
Dr. Kirstie Alley on the Coronavirus, Tom Cruise & John Travolta
As Tom Cruise taught us, Scientologists are the only ones who can help. Scientologists are also the only people who can shatter suppression and handle SP’s. Even as Dr. Kirstie Alley is […]
Protecting the Two Biggest Beings in the Universe From Coronavirus: David Miscavige and Tom Cruise Jet Off to Scientology’s Trementina Base
David Miscavige and Tom Cruise are the two biggest beings in the universe. As such, they must be protected at all costs from the Coronavirus. For this reason, the two world leaders […]
Contrary to Fifth Invader Force Black PR, Scientology Does Not Suck!
Two members of the Fifth Invader Force landed on Earth some months ago in human meat bodies. The demented duo infiltrated Scientology organizations in an attempt at Joking & Degrading and Black […]
Meet a Scientologist: Jabbalanzo the Phraud
This week on Scientology TV we feature Scientologists Jabbalanzo the Phraud and his slippery Adirondack toadie Lil’ Corey. We in OSA have Jabbalanzo the Phraud fighting for Scientology on Twitter. We are […]
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