“That’s All Folks!” Scientology Media Productions Test Pattern #8
Jesus Leaves Christianity; Joins Scientology’s Sea Org
Admitting that Christianity doesn’t work because it is based upon a Psych R6 implant, Jesus Christ today cut his hair, shaved off his beard, and joined Scientology’s Sea Org. “Scientology is based […]
David Miscavige: The Real Story!
McDennis Whiner: It was unpleasant to be around David Miscavige —not just because of his demeanor, but because he was such a drunken slob in regards to handling his environment and his […]
Tom Cruise Spontaneously Combusts!
Shortly before the Reverend Cruise spontaneously combusted during the Scientology Media Productions fundraising telethon, he experienced a moment of reverie and anaten. This occurred as Reverend Cruise was asking Scientologists to reach […]
May 28: Scientology Media Productions Grand Opening!
The inaugural broadcast from Scientology Media Productions in Los Feliz, California will feature COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige and Minister Louis Farrakhan of the Nation of Islamoscientology. These two most dedicated Scientologists […]
Scientology’s A Team Ready to Clear the Planet
Scientologists Greta Van Susteren, David Miscavige, Louis Farrakhan, and Tom Cruise stand ready to engage in Fair Game, Disconnection, and using all other Scientology Technology to clear the planet and build a […]
Church of Scientology Steps Up Security After Four Disconnection Protesters Disrupt Human Rights Celebration at the Great Palace of Auditing
“The protests must stop!” declared Mr. Ken Delusion, Commanding Officer of Scientology Friendliness Services at the Great Palace of Auditing in Los Angeles. “How are we in Scientology supposed to celebrate Human […]
Oh That Zany Tom Cruise!
Scientology Volunteer Ministers Handbook: Rule #3
It has been found that touch assists do not work at the scene of mob hits. Moreover, it is Out PR for the Scientology Volunteer Minister to be seen or photographed at […]
Church of Scientology: The Future in 2018
Scientology 2018: David Miscavige almost succeeded in his diabolical mission to deprive humanity of Scientology. Miscavige and his criminal cohorts in OSA were only stopped by Sea Org member and OTVIII Mr. […]