We in RTC will soon be formally renaming and reformatting the Church of Scientology: The Modern and Official Church of Scientology MOCOS is the new name of the Church. MOCOS is based […]
Freewinds II — The Adventure Begins!
COB RTC David Miscavige is pleased to announce that the Church of Scientology has acquired an historic cruise ship to expand the Church’s line of seafaring spiritual retreats. After renovations, The MV […]
Narconon Georgia Raided by the Psychs!
image credit: wbstv.com Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion has just issued a preliminary statement from the Scientology One News Bureaux in Hollywood: “Factually, there was no so-called ‘raid’ at Narconon Atlanta.” […]
The Freewinds is Wrinkled
It has come to our attention in RTC that The Freewinds has wrinkled hull plates. Fleet Admiral David Miscavige sharply has stated that these unsightly wrinkled hull plates make the ship look […]
Mr. Spencer
XXXV Mr. Spencer and Old Ned were talking next to the Beast. Suddenly there was a dull thud from inside the machine. Mr. Spencer looked at his watch. “2357 hours,” he noted […]
David Miscavige Meets His Fate!
XXXIV The light, its enormous warmth, and the roar of its thunderous applause beckoned David Miscavige come. With all of his might he propelled himself forward into the endless expanse of light […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 8
XXXI As Rick Moxon was descending into Marine Corps Air Station Camp Pendleton, he called the secret emergency OSA number using his special cellphone. Moxon needed to inform OSA that Viper 1 […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 7
XXX David Miscavige was nearing the light at the end of the tunnel when he heard a reassuring roar that sounded like applause. He thought back to all of his pleasure moments […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 6
XXIII COB RTC David Miscavige awoke from a great dream about visiting North Korea where he was hailed as an international hero. He had an incredible headache. Knowing the cure, he pulled […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 5
XXII Scientology attorney Rick Moxon and his cadre of PI’s took off from Hollywood Boulevard in RTC Viper 1, a specially equipped flying car used in the pursuit and apprehension of blown […]
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