Thanks to the RTC Flying Car hidden in the bushes near the Hubbard College of Administration, Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige was able to escape the service of subpoena. “They’ll never serve […]
“Verizon snapped up the prime billboard on the Celebrity Centre,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “COB’s new Golden Age of Advertising will bring in desperately needed money to Scientology — and thank […]
“COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige announced today that the Church of Scientology is selling billboard advertising atop its iconic buildings to offset declining revenues,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Jack in the […]
Scientology OT VIII Tom Cruise was strapped into the super-secret RTC TR3-B hypersonic spaceplane. He had been scrambled aloft following yet another Marcabian incursion into the air space above Flag Land Base. […]
In Top Gun II, Maverick is still a Captain after 25 years in the Navy! Why? The answer is that Scientology has made him quarrelsome, argumentative, and an antisocial personality. Maverick constantly […]
“The Church of Scientology has acquired sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein’s private island,” announced Church spokesman Mr. Ken Delusion. “The secret rooms and chambers on the island where no one can hear you […]
Professional carnival worker and Scientologist Joy Villa took on the fake news media. The fake news media routinely attacks Scientology with fake shows and fake stories. The fake news media was fully […]
“Marcab Implanting Ships today attempted to conduct a menacing low-level flyby of Saint Hill,” reported Scientology Civil Defense Warden Ken Delusion. “HCOB called order and all Scientologists immediately assembled and put tractor […]
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