This evening all Scientologists are ordered to report to their Orgs to watch COB’s epic 1993 “The War is Over” event. Failure to report for mandatory viewing will result in an SP […]
Emergency Order to all Scientologists from RTC!
Church of Scientology: We Have Been the Victims of Fake News for Decades!
“We in the Church of Scientology have been the victims of fake news for decades!” proclaimed Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “These fake news stories about Scientology have been spread by the unholy […]
Scientology’s Open Letter to President-Elect Trump
November 21, 2016 Religious Technology Center David Miscavige UPS Store, PO Box 12 San Jacinto, CA President-Elect Donald Trump Trump Tower New York, NY Dear Mr. President-Elect Trump, As a fellow global […]
This is why we in Scientology do not trust all the Dr. Sickos in Psychiatry!
David Miscavige Declares Scientology Global Emergency!
The American Brahmans of SP’s: Lawrence Wright and Alex Gibney were just spotted together outside of Scientology’s Washington DC National Affairs Office! We in RTC looked on our giant wall map of […]
Scientology Offering Emergency Auditing to Handle Engrams Caused by Donald Trump
When it was announced on live television that Donald Trump had won the US presidential election, billions of people around the world immediately collapsed into alternating bouts of uncontrollable rage, sobbing, and […]
47 New Scientology Implanting Stations Now Open
47 new Scientology Implanting Stations now open. Come in for a free implant and experience our seriously disturbing behavioral modification.
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