“COVID-19 is killing vampires at an alarming rate,” warned Dr. Ken Delusion. “And this includes the vampires who work as Scientology regges.” “Vampires drink infected blood and they die. And when vampires […]
David Miscavige Orders All Scientologists To Be Vaccinated with the Blood of Unkillable Zombies
“It has long been scientifically proven that Zombies are unkillable,” noted Dr. Ken Delusion, Director of Scientology Medical Services. “Therefore, Scientology ecclesiastical leader Mr. David Miscavige has ordered all Scientologists to be […]
Flag Land Base Reports Highest Ever Auditing Boom — Every Auditing Room In Use!
“Now that Florida is open for business following the Psych-infested hysteria over some imaginary disease, the pent up demand for auditing has created a highest-ever boom in well done auditing hours,” said […]
Scientology ABCmouse Roach Motel: Credit Cards Get In, But They Don’t Get Out!
David Miscavige’s New Film Warns Scientologists About the Dangers of the Internet!