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Sporting a new Donald Trump coiffure and 30 extra pounds from “shelter in place” binge eating while watching Netflix, Scientology leader David Miscavige announced today that he is asking the US Federal […]
While he was on a secret trip to Macau to handle a very urgent and highly-secretive Scientology financial matter, the Chinese government today arrested ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige. The Chinese authorities charged […]
Xenu’s cheerleaders will do anything to keep the masses away from Scientology Orgs — particularly now that Mr. David Miscavige has completed his Herculean task of building and opening 15,708 Ideal Orgs […]
Visibly shaken and enraged by Mark Bunker’s win in Clearwater, Fleet Admiral David Miscavige went live today on Scientology TV to berate all Floridian Scientologists for being theetie-wheetie dilettantes who allowed this […]
“Scientology has no plans to close its Orgs,” said spokesman Ken Delusion. “There is no need to close them because the Orgs have already been empty for almost twenty years now.” “Now […]
As Tom Cruise taught us, Scientologists are the only ones who can help. Scientologists are also the only people who can shatter suppression and handle SP’s. Even as Dr. Kirstie Alley is […]
David Miscavige and Tom Cruise are the two biggest beings in the universe. As such, they must be protected at all costs from the Coronavirus. For this reason, the two world leaders […]
