After decades of insisting that the Psychs, the Illuminati, the Vatican, the CIA, and the Freemasons are engaged in a plot to steal Scientology’s Tech, David Miscavige is highly insulted by the […]
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Scientologists Refuse to Shelter in Place. Take to the Streets to Body Route Wogs into Orgs
With the Church of Scientology’s income having crashed to minus zero, Church leader David Miscavige ordered all Scientologists in America out on the streets. “The job of all Scientologists is to body […]
Church of Scientology Offers to Dispose of Your Dangerous Contaminated Cash As a Free Public Service
“Cash is trash,” declared Scientology money hygiene expert Ken Delusion. “Cash is so very dangerous and contaminated these days that it can literally kill you on contact.” “For this reason, we in […]
Secret Psych Implanter Elon Musk Lures Tom Cruise into a Space Trap!
Q: How does a Psych capture a mighty thetan like Tom Cruise? A: Space Secret Psych Implanter Elon Musk has lured Tom Cruise into a trap by offering him a ride into […]
Scientology Leader David Miscavige Receives a Solid Gold Toilet for His 60th Birthday
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige received a $5 million dollar solid gold toilet from the Sea Org as an acknowledgement of all that he has done for the Church of Scientology. Mr. […]
Mystery of High Speed UFO Tracked by US Navy Solved
US Navy F-18 Super Hornets tracked a mysterious UFO recently. A follow up investigation determined that the aerial vehicle was Scientology leader David Miscavige fleeing the service of subpoena in several cases […]
Scientology Chairman David Miscavige Stands Ready to Take Over North Korea
With Kim Jong Un dead or nearly dead as reported, Scientology Chairman David Miscavige today announced that he is ready to take over North Korea. “My decades of leading Scientologists into crushing […]
