Secret Scientology Super Power Process 9A: The Quick Freeze 1. Following full body immersion in the Soap Tank, the steam catapult hurls the Scientologist fifty through the air like a greased pig […]
We at Scientology Media Productions broke the exclusive story that a Scientology fundraiser had accidentally become a new religion called The Glorious Pre-Adamite Super Targ Empire of the Greater San Fernando Valley […]
We in the RTC Department of Social Media Policing saw this post from Betsy at the LA Org posted on an enemy blog: NO BETSY NO! Scientology is never to be used […]
The San Fernando Valley Ideal Org OT Committee was conducting a “Martian Mysticism” themed costume fundraiser. However, this dabbling with occult practices soon proved as dangerous as “playing” with a Ouija board. […]
“Dilettantism must be destroyed once and for all in Scientology,” declared IG/RTC Mr. Davis Jackinov. “2020 will see COB shattering dilettantism in all of its manifestations.”
After admitting to having faked his own death in 1986 in order to devote more time to his upper level researches, L. Ron Hubbard today filed a civil action in a New […]
Claiming he had copyrighted “Ecclesiastical Beatings” and “Papal Slaps”, Scientology leader David Miscavige sued Pope Francis for infringement today in the World Religious Court. “Mr. Miscavige is asking for $500 million in […]
Scientology leader David Miscavige began the new year protesting the ravages of advancing age and the acceleration of his physical, mental, and psychological plunge into decrepitude. “The food they serve me in […]
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