Freedom Magazine Special Report:
Fatal Stampede at Flag! 12,000 Scientologists trampled to death in the mad rush to get into the Super Power Building!
Speaking today from Flag Land Base, Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion said, “Due to the incredibly high demand of Scientology parishioners to begin Super Power the very second the new Flag Building was dedicated, COB RTC David Miscavige kept opening ceremonies to eight minutes.”
“Millions of Scientologists were clamoring to get onto the Super Power Rundown immediately,” Delusion reported. “And given the fact that most of these people had been waiting fifteen years to do the Super Power Rundown, their ‘Gung Ho’ eagerness to route onto Super Power asap is understandable.”
“And this is why,” Delusion explained, “the crowd today at Flag swelled to over 25,000,000 Scientologists.”
“Nevertheless, and tragically,” Delusion stated, “As soon as COB cut the ribbon on the building, some 12,000 Scientologists were trampled to death in the stampede to get into the Super Power Building.”
“Naturally, this being the Church of Scientology,” Delusion added, “the dead are not mourned but are rather encouraged to go pick up new bodies, find their nearest Ideal Org, and then get this ‘death by stampede’ mutual incident handled in session. They pulled it in and they need to handle it. Meanwhile, normal operations have resumed at Flag and we regret any inconvenience the stampede caused.”
“On an unrelated matter,” Delusion noted, “any unused Flag food coupons are not redeemable for cash or for bookstore items. They may, however, be used in the gift shop.”