Just as the discovery of 50,000 year old fossilized e-meter shocked the world and proved the antiquity of Scientology, the latest discovery by Dr. Ken Delusion’s team of Archeo-Scientologists is guaranteed to […]
“The world-changing discovery of a fossilized e-meter at a dig in Iraq proves that Scientology is 50,000 years old,” announced Dr. Ken Delusion, Scientology’s Director of Archeo-Emeterology, an emerging new scientific field. […]
Little Benjie Witt’s mother Bonnie — an OT III — walked into the living room to find Benjie on the floor “playing” with the television remote control. Benjie had turned the television […]
Generalissimo David Miscavige of the Scientology Imperial War Department has declared war on Colombia. “Generalissimo Miscavige was publicly humiliated by the Colombian people! And many have called his award a Medalla Falsa,” […]
“With a glut of empty Ideal Orgs splattered across the continents of Earth, we in Scientology are hemorrhaging cash paying for the upkeep on all of this square footage. Accordingly, Scientology will […]
Scientology brothers and OTVIII’s Jeff and Jim Spina have been awarded the prestigious L. Ron Hubbard Honesty in Business Award at the annual WISE Labor Day Luncheon and Victory Ceremony. “The Spina […]
Deadly Pneumonia Epidemic Slams Colombia as OT Materials are Broadcast on Television! Scientology to Abandon This Criminal Nation!
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige singlehandedly saved the entire nation of Colombia from violence, evil, terror, drug-traffickers, and every other danger. For his efforts, the grateful nation of Colombia awarded him its […]