A Scientology Registrar Admits the Truth
Xavier Becerra Promises to Put L. Ron Hubbard’s Study Tech into California’s Schools when He is Elected Governor – What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Xavier Becerra Promises to Put L. Ron Hubbard’s Study Tech into California’s Schools when He is Elected Governor
Church of Scientology to Install Toilet Paper Dispensers in Ideal Orgs
In response to a recent survey of Scientology parishioners, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has ordered all Ideal Orgs to install for-pay toilet paper dispensers. This will allow Scientologists to purchase either […]
COB’s Special 2025 Speech to All Scientologists
“As we are assembled here today to celebrate the epic accomplishments of the last many decades of time which are but a brief breath in eternity, we pause to take note that, […]
Tucker Carlson Attacked by Demon; Scientology Diagnoses the Attack and Offers to Help
Tucker Carlson Attacked by Demon; Scientology Diagnoses the Attack and Offers to Help
Scientology Offers Free LRH Study Tech Course to Bar Exam Failure Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian failed her bar exam because she failed to complete a course in L. Ron Hubbard Study Technology,
Big Pharma Executive Passes Out in the White House. Scientology Denies This was a Fair Game Op against a Psych Drug Pedder.
Big Pharma Executive Passes Out in the White House. Scientology Rejoices!
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige Delivers an Epic 5 Hour Speech at the IAS Gala 2025!
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige Delivers an Epic 5 Hour Speech at the IAS Gala 2025!
Do Not Swallow Coat Hangers: Scientology Offers Practical Advice to Help Wogs Survive
Because wogs (non-Scientologists) are incredibly stupid, Scientology is distributing 100 million free coat hangers to the world’s 15 continents. These coat hangers warn wogs to not swallow coat hangers. “Do not swallow […]
TOP SECRET // EYES ONLY // INTERPLANETARY OPS
Date: 4th Day of the Roswell Galactic Cycle 78From: US Space Force, Directorate of Extraterrestrial Operations, Interagency Task Force 812To: Cleared Recipients per Distribution List Subject: Demand from the US Senate Select […]
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