Weaphuckum & Howe LLP A Legal Corporation E. Stuart Mills, Esq. Senior Partner Dear Cult Applicant, Weaphuckum & Howe LLP specializes in helping Cults and Cult Members use all possible legal means […]
Denise Miscavige Success Story: Super Power Saved Me. Thank You COB.
IAS Patron Cannabis Sativius and OT Denise Miscavige is not just COB’s twin sister, she is the newest Super Power completion at Flag! As she writes in her Super Power success story, […]
Church of Scientology Now Offering the Super Power Levitation Rundown
Way back on the wholetrack, levitation was something we could all routinely do. Levitation was in fact how the pyramids were built. But then something happened — and we all lost our […]
Church of Scientology Public Warning to Kathy Griffin, Bunkerites, and other Jokers & Degraders
We in in the Church of Scientology are issuing a very public Christmas day warning to so-called comedian Kathy Griffin: Kathy, this must stop or else! We are also warning the wretched […]
David Miscavige Run Over By a Reindeer
“In a shocking turn of events at the annual Scientology Christmas parade, COB RTC David Miscavige was run over by a reindeer,” Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion stated at a special […]
Church of Scientology: Clearing the Planet One Table at a Time
Reprinted below: A vintage 2006 Church of Scientology ad campaign recruiting waiters and other hospitality professionals for the Flag Land Base:
The Church of Scientology Asks: Can We Ever Be Friends?
We in RTC are ordering all Scientologists to buy at least 50 copies of this special new Book & Cassette package in time for the holidays! These vital new materials are guaranteed […]
No You May Not Have a Copy of Your SP Declare
We in RTC are often badgered by bitter defrocked apostates for actual paper copies of their goldenrod declares. This will never happen so don’t even ask. We in RTC know the cunning […]
Church of Scientology Leader Applauds Duck Dynasty’s Homphobia
“We in the Church of Scientology applaud the anti-gay attitudes of Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Indeed,” Delusion noted, “1.1’s, or homosexuals, are not allowed in the […]
Church of Scientology Facing Critical Situations in South Africa
“The Church of Scientology faces critical situations in South Africa,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion announced today at a news conference. “As a result of these these very critical situations,” Delusion commented, “”COB […]
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