Scientology archeologists have discovered a mural in a heretofore unknown cave system in Israel. “The mural clearly shows the Caucasian Jesus and his disciples sharing a crack pipe,” said Scientology archeologist Dr. […]
We Prove Why “Heavier Than Air Flight” is a Fallacy & Part of a Conspiracy!
If heavier than air flight were a real thing, then it stands to reason one could fly a plane all the way to the Moon. In fact, because there is supposedly no […]
David Miscavige Orders People to Stop Suing Scientology!
RTC Orders of the Day: Until further notice, all lawsuits against Scientology, Captain-Defendant Miscavige, et al are not to be filed until the very large backlog of lawsuits is cleared. We in […]
Alex Jones Turns to Scientology for Help After Suffering a Massive Engram Following a Jury Award of $49.3 Million in Total Libel Damages
“Alex Jones’ Reactive Mind incurred a massive and staggering engram after a jury ruled that the Infowars Truther must pay a total of $49.3 million in compensatory and punitive damages,” said Scientology […]