Who can forget Scientologist and actor Denice Duff’s star turn as Michelle Morgan in the 1994 classic Bloodlust: Subspecies III? Even as vampire-undead-zombie, Denice’s skin was radiant: And now Denice Duff is […]
Humanitarian Crisis Unfolds as The Freewinds Becomes Stuck in Suez Canal. Millions of Muslims in the Middle East Denied Scientology!
“The Freewinds was steaming through the Suez Canal to deliver the OT levels to millions of Muslims in the Middle East clamoring for Scientology,” explained Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “The Muslim world […]
“White men who smoked cigarettes, embezzled money, and knew how to make women keep their big mouths shut and obey the rules is what made the Church of Scientology great in the […]
We in RTC note that Grant Cardone’s got a gun and looks quite unhinged and maniacal. Has his whole world come undone? What did his massive debt load do?
“The Perseverance rover was scouting the Marcabian between-lives implanting stations on Mars when it discovered a 75 million year old Scientology e-meter,” said NASA Rover Director Ken Delusion. “Follow the science,” Delusion […]
Chris Latvala, an eminently mediocre member of the Florida House of Representatives, has been awarded the Scientology Lap Dog of the Month for his spirited defense of Scientology. “We in Scientology were […]
TOP SECRETTO: COBFROM: FSSORE: FREEWINDS END CYCLE PROGRAM Dear Sir, We have mocked up a train tunnel. We then laid train tracks down and routed them onto the main line train tracks […]
With production shut down in London on Mission Impossible 52: The Same Old Plot, Tom Cruise flew to Hollywood to star in an episode of Scientology TV. In this episode Tom Cruise […]
“Where LRH got it so wrong,” said Grant Cardone, “is that he was stuck in the win of his old St. Hill sized Org. LRH never said, ‘Hey, we need to have […]
Dear Diary, That talentless wog karaoke singer Lady Gaga sung the national anthem at the phony inauguration for the stolen election. If truth had prevailed over lies, it would have been me […]