“The Scientology Thanksgiving day tradition of a family sec check is one cherished by all Scientologists due to its power for revenge within the family,” explained Chaplain Ken Delusion. “Has grandpa been […]
“Sea Org bureaucrats who conduct routine staff brainwashing perform a vital function within Scientology,” explained Dr. Hubbard. “Outsiders think of Scientology as a sinister and vindictive revenge-driven organization and we are very […]
“Forget the City of Angels,” declared the very angry Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige. “Los Angeles is now the City of Bigots because its new Mayor Karen Bass is a bigot who […]
Scientology religious worker Danny Duncan arrived today at a remote Scientology center in Sonora, Mexico as part of an RTC Mission to improve statistics. Duncan’s assignment is of indefinite duration, perhaps decades, […]
FBI Director Christopher Wray today confirmed that the FBI’s elite Intergalactic Terrorist Space Unit (ITSU) has positively identified Space Lord Xenu as the creator and source of all conspiracy theories circulating on […]
Which do you fear more:Evil Nazi Republicans ____________ Weakheaded Libturd Dumbocrats ______________ Midterm Elections _______ BT’s _____ Waking Up With Donald Trump Next to You in Your Bed ____________________ Colonoscopies ___________________ David […]
“Sometimes it takes a secret agent to catch a secret agent,” declared Tom Cruise a/k/a Ethan Hunt during a press conference held at Scientology Media Productions in Hollywood. Cruise, 60, displayed Elon […]
The media was shocked to learn that Danny Masterson’s criminal defense attorney is actually the nefarious occultist Aleister Crowley. “The Dark Lords who controlled L. Ron Hubbard, and now control David Miscavige, […]
Assembled in the Great Hall of Exact Data in Clearwater, Florida, Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige and Tom Cruise lead 120 million Scientologists in postulating away all entheta and Black PR which […]
“People have asked we in Scientology why our paid apologist Massimo Introvigne sleeps in an open coffin located in the CESNUR library,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion noted in response to questions. “Massimo […]
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