“COVID-19 is killing vampires at an alarming rate,” warned Dr. Ken Delusion. “And this includes the vampires who work as Scientology regges.” “Vampires drink infected blood and they die. And when vampires […]
“It has long been scientifically proven that Zombies are unkillable,” noted Dr. Ken Delusion, Director of Scientology Medical Services. “Therefore, Scientology ecclesiastical leader Mr. David Miscavige has ordered all Scientologists to be […]
“Women cause all of the problems in the world and have since the Psychs implanted them trillions of years ago on the planet Farsec,” said Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige. “Women are […]
The recent 1,000+ parishioner sec checks conducted by we in RTC revealed a shocking fact: Fully 95% of Scientology publics will only admit to being Scientologists when they are in their Orgs! […]
“A black satin shirt, gold lame pants, and black leather boots is the dope new retro 1970’s look for Sea Org and Scientology publics alike,” chortled COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige. “Buy […]
Scientology leader and humanitarian David Miscavige lashed out at Rep. Karen Bass and told her to stop blaming her political image problems on her having made a speech at a Scientology event […]
“We in the Church of Scientology are outraged about the way Senator Kamala Harris and her staff are having themselves a good laugh over Rep. Karen Bass’ ‘Scientology problem,’” said Church spokesman […]
“COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige’s order to board up Ideal Orgs across the US has resulted in a 100% end to the chronic and endless auditing errors and mistakes at the Ideal […]
