Scientology: Global Red Alert!

Fleet Admiral David Miscavige has declared a global red alert for all Scientology sectors following the Church’s legal loss in Florida.

All Scientologists are hereby ordered to begin purchasing all copies of newspapers that carry this story. We must prevent the public from learning of this loss!


7 responses to “Scientology: Global Red Alert!

  1. They also had a loss in Texas, plus Hurricane Leah is headed that way.


  2. Great idea OT8!!! Well done Sir!!

    Ummm…just thought of one little thing…

    …what about the internet?


  3. Pingback: Scientology: Global Red Alert! | Ex-Scientologists Ireland

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