“Disgusted with the lack of praise, applause, acknowledgement, and heroism medals due him, David Miscavige resigned his office as COB RTC this morning at 0900 hours local time Hollywood, California,” announced Church […]
Message Authorized by RTC for Broad Public Issue to all Scientologists
Ethics Must Go In Before the Tech Can Go In!
We in RTC are constantly firing off missions to handle fundamental confusions which lead to Out Tech. Our stable datum is this: The Founder informs us that thetans compulsively mock up their […]
Solve it With Ideal Orgs: Why Unusual Solutions Stop the Expansion of Scientology
We in the RTC Department of Social Media Policing saw this post from Betsy at the LA Org posted on an enemy blog: NO BETSY NO! Scientology is never to be used […]
David Miscavige Narrowly Escapes the Service of Subpoena!
Thanks to the RTC Flying Car hidden in the bushes near the Hubbard College of Administration, Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige was able to escape the service of subpoena. “They’ll never serve […]
Thieving Christians Steal Scientology’s Intellectual Property!
We in RTC have caught some thieving Christians stealing patented Scientology intellectual property. The copper bracelet shown above will be Exhibit A in our lawsuit which asks for ten billion dollars in […]
Donald Trump & the Good Extraterrestrials vs. The Evil Illuminati
The SP Pete Griffiths shared FB posts made by a Scientologist on the criminally suppressive Facebook group SP’s ‘r’ US. A wholetrack psych implanter, Pete’s attempt at joking and degrading about deadly […]
LRH’s Exactly Taped Path Out of the Trap
By way of answering an oft-asked technical question we get in RTC, Dr. Hubbard used Mighty Line® Deluxe Safety Tape – 4″ x 100′, Yellow/Black to exactly tape the way out of […]
Confidential: David Miscavige Popularity Plunge! Crisis in Scientology!
WTF! According to Psych-infested Facebook, the COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige news page only has 190 followers! How can this be given the fact that the Church of Scientology has 12,000,000 members […]
Church of Scientology Leader David Miscavige Made the Butt of Jokes!
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige was called the “big cheese” by the unfunny joker & degrader Conan O’Brien. Scientologists — both real and Stock Photo Scientologists — have protested to Conan O’Brien: […]