Xenu’s Criminal Associate Arrested


“Spacelord Xenu’s long-time criminal associate Darth Vader was arrested and taken into custody at the Scientology World Fair in Hemet,” announced International Justice Chief Mr. Ken Delusion.

“Vader was spotted in the Operating Thetan Pavilion trying to steal upper level materials as these fetch astronomically high prices on both the Marcabian Black Market and in Hong Kong,” Delusion reported.

“Alert RTC security forces overpowered and apprehended Vader — a criminal fugitive who has been on Scientology’s Top Ten Most Wanted Listed since 1983. Vader will be imprisoned in an electronic mountain prison without bail while he awaits trial on millions of felony charges of Implanting Humans by use of Reverse Dianetics.

One response to “Xenu’s Criminal Associate Arrested

  1. Mr Michael Cohen, the attorney for the galactic overlord Xenu issued the following statement: “My client has no recollection of this Garth Vador fellow. If he was ever employed it would only been as a covfefe maker or in fetching snacks from the Farsec Hamburger Emporium. This baseless allegation is fake news from the failing Marcab Times!

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