Mr. David Miscavige and we in RTC were shocked, SHOCKED we say, to read of the Church of Scientology candidly admitting to such a wildly outlandish and stupid undertaking as the Squirrel Busters.
COB and we in RTC specifically deny any knowledge of the Squirrel Busters as we only concern ourselves with ecclesiastical matters, i.e. protecting the purity of the materials of Dianetics and Scientology.
It is therefore mystifying to us that Mr. Miscavige would be named in lawsuits when the evidence — as shown by the legal work in the case — clearly argues that the Church itself runs Fair Game operations. Factually, as the legal record begins to concretize, the record will show that the Church is evil and that Mr. Miscavige and we in RTC are good.
Therefore, given that the Church is to blame for all of the bad PR and insanity, it follows that Church parishioners are personally to blame — whereupon it becomes evident to even the casual observer that the entire Church of Scientology International (CSI) is PTS to, apparently, the entire world in general and Marty Rathbun in particular.
Hence the Squirrel Busters were a psychotic dramatization of PTSness in which CSI and its parishioners went into mutual Out Ruds and thereby refused to avail themselves of Scientology Technology to handle their PTSness to Marty.
Therefore, due to the Church’s disgraceful conduct, Mr. Miscavige is entirely justified in withholding the release of Super Power and GAT II until and unless the Church and its parishioners — and especially the Degraded Being’s in OSA Legal — get some auditing and exhibit definite case change whereby they stop their mad dog foaming-at-the-mouth lunacy that has brought the Church of Scientology into such wide social disrepute.
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Well that explains a lot. I just knew Davey would know who to blame lol.
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Are you sure that’s lil’ Davey in the picture? His legs seem awfully long…
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COB used the same camera on that photo that he uses to photograph his Ideal Org grand openings.
“COB’s Magic Camera” makes things look “much much much” bigger than they actually are and this is why COB uses it all the time — even in private!
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He who must not be named has thrown the entire church and its parishioners under the bus for criminal behavior?
This raises the legendary Menendez brother’s defense (terminal hutzpah) to an entirely new level.
Your role as the Church of Scientology Information Minister shows that the spirit of Baghdad Bob is alive and well. Live long and Prosper!
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Well COB, maybe you need to quit the church and denounce it as a wog-infested, degraded group who practice medical quackery and pander to over the hill B-listers. Don’t worry, you can sell your memoirs for 6 figures (less than Leah Remini will get for her tell-all book, but enough to survive on a tropical island with no extradition treaty with the US).
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Oh these are trying times for the Admiral. It’s reassuring to know he has people like OTVIIIis Grrr8!, the lovely Miss Lou and wise old Mr. Macallan to support him. May I suggest a quick trip to Int to slap around a few executives in the hole? How about a trip to Blockbuster and rent all the Look Who’s Talking movies. Better times are coming, hang in there. One more thing, be a gentleman and buy Lou some knee pads, she’ll appreciate it.
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Blaming the church!!?? You know this is where we attempt to “jump the shark”, right? Incredulity to several powers of ten. Something this wrong could only have been the brainchild of Eldon Weiner.
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As usual, very trenchant and spot on insights from Captain Whostolemycog. As the Founder wrote:
“Incredulity of our data and validity. This is our finest asset and gives us more protection than any other single thing. If certain parties thought we were real we would have infinitely more trouble … without a public incredulity we never would have gotten as far as we have. And now it’s too late to be stopped. The protection was accidental but it serves us very well indeed. Remember that the next time the ignorant scoff.”
— L. Ron Hubbard
HCOB 29 July 1963 “Scientology Review” (as quoted in the Australian Report
And so yes, while it seems incredulous for COB to blame the Church it was, within the larger Incredulity of the Scientology Faith, very predictable. Whereupon it becomes evident that such a dramatic act was, somehow, guaranteed to eventually happen when David Miscavige created RTC to make himself functionally distinct from CSI. It was all written in the stars so to speak during Corporate Sort Out.
Incredulity: The substance of things postulated; the evidence that Scientology works!
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Who runs CSI?
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How should we in RTC know who runs CSI? As a separate and distinct corporate entity, the Board of Directors of CSI elects whoever runs CSI.
We in RTC concern ourselves only with matters ecclesiastical and not with matters CSI.
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Do I have effing rank to ask?
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