If one were to believe all of the nonsense on the internet these days, one would think that David Miscavige is a monster and that the Church of Scientology is the Titanic going nose down on into the Atlantic.
One of the favorite wild-eyed SP myths in play maintains that David Miscavige will abscond with a great fortune and then disappear into a non-extradition tax haven after the US Department of Justice charges him with a long list of crimes.
We in RTC wish to assure the general public this particular fantasy is complete nonsense. While it is true that Mr. Miscavige is a citizen of the world and would be an honored guest in any non-extradition country that values upstats, the fact is that “home” for COB is wherever he lays his head down to sleep at night, this as his many journeys take him all over the globe.
Another SP myth we wish to dispel is the one which portrays David Miscavige as a narcissistic sadist whose tyrannical and dictatorial power over the Church of Scientology is so absolute and beyond challenge due to his legal stranglehold over the Church and the cowardice and docile sheep-like nature of Scientology parishioners.
This outlandish falsehood has been perpetrated by bitter defrocked apostates who claim to have “personally” worked with COB. However, when we consider that Mr. Miscavige has to do all the work himself, it becomes clear that no one has ever worked with him.
“Cheerful Dave” as he is called in the Church, is always happy to pitch in and help with a kind word when he is not busy painting himself into a corner.
Why just this morning Dave fixed the copier machine when it broke after copying about a million legal documents for the dozens of overpaid wog attorneys working day and night here in the
RTC War Room OSA Legal.
Now that we have dispelled a few of the many false rumors we in RTC once again remind all Scientology parishioners that the internet is a dangerous and filthy place and that we will all be better off as a group by completing our Basics as soon as possible.
By way of summarizing in order to conclude, COB RTC David Miscavige promises everyone that Super Power and GAT II will be open very soon so get ready to be blown fifty feet out of your head!