The toilet in a guest room at Flag was not flushing! Something had to be done about it and now! An expert plumbing crew was called in. Along with other experts from […]
Scientology’s Wizard-Level Toilet Replacement Skills Amazes the Experts!
Afterlife Implanting Station Photographed Using New Mark 8 Ghost Camera
“In a revolutionary breakthrough for the ages,” said Dr. Ken Delusion, “New OT10 James Swope-Covington caustively dropped his body, died, and was pulled into an Afterlife Implanting Station on Mars!” “Whereupon, he […]
First Alien Abduction of 2022: The Marcabs Seize Space Admiral David Miscavige
Alien Abduction Incident Report. January 1, 2022. 0632 Hours. Clearwater, Florida. As he walked the quiet early morning streets around Flag Land Base, Space Admiral David Miscavige was abducted by a marauding […]
Flag Land Base Reports Highest Ever Auditing Boom — Every Auditing Room In Use!
“Now that Florida is open for business following the Psych-infested hysteria over some imaginary disease, the pent up demand for auditing has created a highest-ever boom in well done auditing hours,” said […]
Tom Cruise: Lost in Space — Part 1
Scientology OT VIII Tom Cruise was strapped into the super-secret RTC TR3-B hypersonic spaceplane. He had been scrambled aloft following yet another Marcabian incursion into the air space above Flag Land Base. […]
Scientology Official Attacked; Clearwater PD To Investigate
“Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion claimed that while he was taking an evening walk by himself in Clearwater he was attacked by two psychiatrists who jumped him in an alley from behind a […]
Flag C/S: Handling David Miscavige Engrams
The latest technical research at Flag indicates that Scientologists are too overcharged to handle David Miscavige engrams in session. In 90% of cases, the e-meter blew up. The correct handling is to […]
OMFG!!! GLOBAL WARNING TO ALL SCIENTOLOGISTS!!! HILL 10 FLAPPING FLAP!!! DANGER!!!
The death-like quietude of Downtown Clearwater was shattered yesterday afternoon when a Wholetrack SP Psych Implanter was spotted seated on a park bench in a community park owned by we in the […]
Communist Brainwashing Manual: Declaration of Charles Stickley
My name is Charles Stickley. Contrary to rumors, half-truths, and wild-eyed confabulations, I alone am the author of the book Brain-Washing: A Synthesis of the Russian Textbook of Psychopolitics. I first met […]
The Faith Tones to Appear at Scientology Fundraiser
The Christian songstress trio The Faith Tones will be appearing this weekend at Flag’s annual fundraiser for COB’s birthday present. Their appearance at Flag proves that we in Scientology are very Christian. […]
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