Attention Scientologists! COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has ordered an online flash sale for the next 2.5 hours only! 10% off when you prepay for OT IX – OT XV. Cash price […]
Scientology Bridge for Sale!
Masturbatory Activities in the Church of Scientology Must Cease!
“Enormous amounts of present time masturbatory activities prevent the Church of Scientology from attaining forward progress,” declared WDC Chairman Dr. Frank Wonderman. “Instead of clearing the planet, public Scientologists are engaged in […]
The Egress Rundown
“The new Egress Rundown is the ultimate recovery of lost tech that puts you in charge of your eternity!” gushed Flag spokesman Ken Delusion.” “Fully ninety-dimensional and epic, the Egress Rundown is […]
Dave’s Org now open in Clearwater!
Following a surprise tech inspection of Flag Service Organization, we in RTC have cancelled all FSO certs. We have additionally bypassed the negligent criminal management in CSI and have accordingly revoked all […]
Scientology OTVIII Grant Cardone on Jesus
We in RTC applaud Scientology OTVIII Grant Cardone for his very deep and profound view of Jesus. It comes near the very end:
Ask Chairman Dave…
Please post your questions to Chairman Dave and we in RTC will reply on behalf of our glorious leader.
COB’s Trifecta of Technology!
We in RTC are pleased to announce that all of our yesterdays of misapplication, misduplication, misemotion, and yes, misspent decades due to arbitraries have been wholly blown away in a day, and […]
Church of Scientology Facing Critical Situations in South Africa
“The Church of Scientology faces critical situations in South Africa,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion announced today at a news conference. “As a result of these these very critical situations,” Delusion commented, “”COB […]
New Ultra Mark VIII E-Meter: 50,000x Better at Detecting SP’s than All Previous Meters!
“The new Ultra Mark VIII e-meter is 50,000x better at detecting hidden SP’s than all previous e-meters combined,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion proudly declared today during a special press conference at Flag […]
David Miscavige Declared God!
COB RTC David Miscavige tonight declared himself God. The new Civilization has begun. You will be contacted shortly by the Church of Scientology about your duties and obligations to God. In the […]
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