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Reverend Bob Tilton Handles Scientology & Pulls Marty Rathbun’s Withhold

Church Sets Monthly Budget for Scientologists; Orders Scientologists Onto Food Stamps & Welfare

“It has come to management’s attention that Scientologists are not taking advantage of food stamps, welfare, Medi-Cal, homeless shelters, soup kitchens and other sources of free financial assistance offered by wog governments and charities,” said Dr. Frank Wonderman, Executive Director of COB’s mandatory new program called Getting Scientologists Onto Welfare In Order to Increase Donations to Scientology.

“The Church of Scientology desperately needs the money Scientologists are wasting on meat body dramatizations such as food, water, electricity, flush toilets, medical care, housing, and even clothing,” Delusion emphasized. “A hat pack is being released to show Scientologists how to game the system in order to get onto government welfare and wog charity programs.”

“To begin gradiently, the Church is ordering all Scientologists to work two jobs. Further, the Church is putting all Scientologists on a monthly budget of $2010. This budget allows for $27.00 in spending per day — which is more than enough for Scientologists to get by on. Any income above this limit is to be donated to the Church. All Scientologists must adhere to this new budget to remain in good standing with the Church:


Scientology Fugitive David Miscavige Arrested by the FBI

After a nearly year-long manhunt, Scientology fugitive David Miscavige was arrested by the FBI in Las Vegas after being picked up by local police for a minor shoplifting incident.

Las Vegas police responded to a shoplifting call at the Walmart Supercenter located on the 4500 block of West Charleston Boulevard. The suspect was a white male in his late 50’s who was described as being “extremely intoxicated.”

“The suspect had shoplifted several packs of underwear, socks, breath mints, and two bottles of scotch,” said Sargent Lisa Davenport of the LVPD. “After running his prints we discovered we were holding Scientology fugitive David Miscavige in our drunk tank. That’s when we contacted the FBI on the outstanding federal warrant against Miscavige.”

“The Las Vegas FBI took Mr. Miscavige into custody and transported him by aircraft to the federal Supermax prison in Colorado where he is being held without bond pending trial.”

The US Attorney General’s Office has charged David Miscavige with conspiracy to commit religious fraud. According to the indictment, beginning in about 1984 continuing until present time, Miscavige conspired with others to fraudulently issue, offer, and sell phony Scientology Clear, OT, and IAS certificates issued by corporate shells which they controlled, including the Church of Scientology International, Flag Service Organization, the Flag Ship Service Organization, and the International Association of Scientologists.

Additionally, Miscavige and conspirators engaged in deceptive practices and issued misleading press releases to promote “IAS Statuses” to give credulous Scientology parishioners the impression that the defendants were actively engaged in the dissemination and protection of the Scientology religion, when in truth, Miscavige and his fellow conspirators were allowing the Church of Scientology to be destroyed by their profligate and violent acts,  which included Miscavige’s wholetrack campaign of terror and looting IAS bank accounts by collecting hundreds of millions of dollars in FSM commissions and personal appearance fees during the decades in which he spoke and engaged in high pressure fundraising at IAS events.

The charges against Miscavige allege that CSI, FSO, FSSO, and the IAS were hollow shells that did not engage in regular or substantial religious activities, did not produce any actual religious goods or services, and did not make auditors, Clears, or OT’s as promoted in their news releases.

According to the indictment, Miscavige and his conspirators fraudulently induced Scientology parishioners to donate billions of dollars to unregistered CSI, FSO, FSSO, and IAS entities in Aruba, Bonaire, and Curacao in exchange for glorified bowling trophies given at gouache and overwrought IAS ceremonies.

Although these IAS trophies have an actual market value of less than $1000 apiece, the conspirators offered and sold these trophies for billions of dollars, the proceeds of which were divided and distributed among Miscavige and his fellow other conspirators, which conspirators consisted mainly of what the indictment calls “wog lawyers.”

“Most of the ill-gotten monies were laundered, structured, and normalized by investing in a vast real estate portfolio called “Ideal Orgs.” Miscavige has a 75% ownership in this real estate portfolio with his his fellow conspirators controlling 25%.

Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion could not be located in order to respond to these charges. Delusion was last seen on surveillance cameras at a Mobil gas station in Hercules, California where he made an ATM withdrawal. It is believed he may be hiding at a CST nuclear vault in Capitola, California.

Church of Scientology Emergency Standby Medical Letters



January 17, 2015: Church of Scientology attorney Gary Soter filed an emergency motion to prevent Scientology International Justice Chief Mike Ellis from attending a scheduled deposition in the Garcia lawsuit. As covered by Tony Ortega, Soter claimed that Mike Ellis was too sick to attend. Scientology doctor Megan Shields diagnosed Ellis. All of this seemed to convenient to get Ellis out of what is going to be a very tough deposition for him as he seeks to defend Scientology’s dubious and self-serving “arbitration” system.

Clippers Owner Donald Sterling Turns to David Miscavige for Crisis PR Management

Donald Sterling appears to be choking on his own words.

Clippers owner Donald Sterling appears to be choking on his own words.

“Crippled by incontrovertible ‘smoking gun’ evidence of his racial bigotry, Clippers owner Donald Sterling has turned to David Miscavige for crisis PR management,” Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion announced today at a  Staples Center press conference.

“David Miscavige is an expert on handling both horrendous personal  PR and the internet,” Delusion stated. “And for this reason Captain Miscavige has outlined a firm seven point program to help Donald Sterling turn around his PR nightmare.”

“The elements of the Miscavige PR handling include having Sterling fire all of his PR people so that the media has no one to send requests to or receive communications from.”

CDM.10“Donald Sterling should also completely ignore his attackers while, as the Miscavige plan calls for, be seen donating humanitarian booklets to C0lombia in order to claim that he personally reduced crime and drugs there by 95%.”

“Whereupon, David Miscavige has — based upon his personal experiences — recommended that Donald Sterling immediately spend at least ninety million dollars to harass, attack, and spy on those who are attacking him. Mr. Miscavige particularly emphasized the need for Sterling to discover his girlfriend’s crimes and expose her as a dramatizing wholetrack SP who was secretly sent in by NBA Psychs to destroy the Clippers organization.”

“Finally, the key element of the Miscavige PR plan is to have Sterling immediately turn the Clippers into a religion.”

“Religious status for the Clippers allows Donald Sterling to claim that he is the ecclesiastical leader of a global religion and is being persecuted by haters and bigots — and it gets even better because, by gaining a Scientology-like religious status for the Clippers,” Delusion concluded, “Donald Sterling will be able to immediately cut his payroll by 98%.”

Alert! Urgent! Office of Special Affairs Recruiting! Join NOW NOW NOW!

OSA.RecruitingAll hands emergency: The Office of Special Affairs  is on an urgent recruit cycle to bring some new bodies into the most badly overworked area in the Church.”

“We’ve entered an entirely new era in the expansion of Scientology,” said OSA spokesman Ed Amnesia.

“And with this unprecedented  expansion comes the need for people who can drown dogs, frame SP’s for making bomb threats, and operate with a general disregard for the law.”

OSA: Not Everyone Can Handle It!

OSA: Not Everyone Can Cut It!

“If you are sociopathic or otherwise a 1.1, OSA needs you now, now, now! The 48 hours days have gotten to the existing crew and a brave new class of young zealots is needed to bring cold chrome steel Ethics presence into a field full of disaffected and theetie-wheetie publics, failed fundraising campaigns, and a world awash in an increasingly dangerous and unsafe internet.”

“OSA also needs to hire several hundred more wog lawyers, particularly those wog lawyers experienced in fraud defenses, first amendment defenses, and class action defenses. We expect an unprecedented era of expansion in the legal arena as the Psychs go more and more into their death throes.”

“We are clearly winning…. and by winning I mean… we just need more dedicated OSA personnel who can work 48 hour days under the direct command and/or text messages of COB himself or his Communicator. This can get so very intense as to cause one blackouts,” Amnesia emphasized.

“And of course,” Amnesia concluded,  “COB’s biggest ‘want and need’ these days is for some new OSA personnel who can actually eval and handle the internet at the correct orders of magnitude while also juggling legal cases and handling the daily Hill 10 flapping flaps.”

Attack the Attacker!

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Anyone proposing an investigation of or an “Enquiry” into Scientology must receive this reply and no other proposal:

“We welcome an investigation into (Mental Healing or whoever is attacking us) as we have begun one ourselves and find shocking evidence.”

You can elaborate on the evidence we have found and lay it on thick attacking the attackers only. NEVER agree to an investigation of Scientology. ONLY agree to an investigation of the attackers

This was the BIG error made in Victoria. I Okayed an Enquiry into all Mental healing. I ordered evidence on psychiatric murders to be collected.

Non-compliance with these orders brought on the loss of Melbourne and the law in Victoria against Scientology. This was the non-compliance that began it.

The original order I gave was relayed as “we welcome an Enquiry into Scientology . . .” or it was changed to that in Melbourne.

This is correct procedure:

(1) Spot who is attacking us.

(2) Start investigating them promptly for FELONIES or worse using own professionals, not outside agencies.

(3) Double curve our reply by saying we welcome an investigation of them.

(4) Start feeding lurid, blood sex crime actual evidence on the attackers to the press.

Don’t ever tamely submit to an investigation of us. Make it rough, rough on attackers all the way.

You can get “reasonable about it” and lose. Sure we break no laws. Sure we have nothing to hide. BUT attackers are simply an anti-Scientology propaganda agency so far as we are concerned. They have proven they want no facts and will only lie no matter what they discover. So BANISH all ideas that any fair hearing is intended and start our attack with their first breath. Never wait. Never talk about us – only them. Use their blood, sex, crime to get headlines. Don’t use us.

I speak from 15 years of experience in this There has never yet been an attacker who was not reeking with crime. All we had to do was look for it and murder would come out.

They fear our Meter. They fear freedom. They fear the way we are growing. Why?

Because they have too much to hide.

When you use that rationale you win. When you go dishwater and say “we honest chickens just plain love to have you in the coop, Brer Fox,” we get clobbered. The right response is “We militant public defenders of the freedom of the people want that there Fox investigated for eating living chickens!” Shift the spotlight to them. No matter how. Do it!

You can elaborate on the formula. Let’s say some other branch of government wants to investigate us via the press Just apply the formula:

“We welcome a public enquiry into (that branch activity) as we already have begun to investigate their (…).”

It will always work. It even would have worked on the U.S. F.D.A. when they first began five years before their raid on DC. They run! And that’s all we want.


The way we will eventually stop all attacks from there on out is by processing the society as follows:

(1) Locate a source of attack on us.
(2) Investigate it.
(3) Expose it with wide lurid publicity.

You see the same thing in a preclear. He has a rotten spot in his behaviour. He attacks the practitioner. The spot is located on a meter. It blows and the preclear relaxes. Well this is just what is happening in the society. We are a practitioner to the society. It has rotten spots in it. Those show up in attacks an us. We investigate and expose – the attack ceases.

We use investigators instead of E-Meters. We use newspapers instead of auditor reports. But it’s the same problem exactly.

So long as we neglect our role as auditor-to-the-society we will be attacked.

Society is pretty crazy. It’s a raw jungle. So it will take a lot of work. We must be willing to put in that work as a group or we’ll be knocked about.


Therefore we must act like a reform group.

The way to seize the initiative is to use our own professionals to investigate intensively parts of the society that may attack us. Get an ammunition locker full. Be sure of our facts. And then expose via the press.

If we do this right, press, instead of trying to invent reasons to attack us will start hanging around waiting for our next lurid scoop.

We must convert from an attacked group to a reform group that attacks rotten spots in the society. We should not limit ourselves to mental healing or own line. We should look for groups to investigate and blow the lid off and become known as a mightly reform group. We object to slavery, oppression, torture, murder, perversion, crime, political sin and anything that makes Man unfree.

The only error we can make is disperse our investigation. We do a preliminary look, then we must select a target and investigate it until we have the cold facts and then BANG, fire the salvo.

Don’t worry about libel if our facts indicate rottenness. The last thing that target will do is sue as then we would have a chance to prove it in court, which they are terrified of our doing.

Remember – the only reason we are in trouble with the press or government is that we are not searching out and exposing rotten spots in the society. We must practice on the whole group called society. If we do not it will attack us just as preclear will attack a Scientologist that won’t audit

To get wholly over to cause we must select targets, investigate and expose before they attack us. We have at this writing a long way to go. But we might as well start somewhere. Begin by investigating any attacking group, find and expose the dead bodies. Then work on to our selecting the targets.

And that will handle it all.