“Scientology religious leader COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige signed into ecclesiastical law his newly-conceived and simplified 12 step program for Scientology’s Narconon drug treatment centers: 1. Collect $35,000 per drug addict entering […]
We in RTC Have Detected Your Criminal Internet Activity!
Many of the twelve million members of the Church of Scientology began receiving this message today while using their computers, cellphones, and other digital devices. During the New Years 2020 event, we […]
The New and Improved Narconon for 2020: Now with Ghost Writer Software!
The new Narconon Ghost Writer Software includes 1,000 stock photos of happy Narconon graduates. The automated name generator comes with a social security number engine that collects SSN’s from the dark […]
Scientology’s Position on Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin: Their Only Crime Was Getting Caught
Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin might as well be Scientology OT’s! These two thetans ignored wog law to get what they wanted for their kids. In Scientology we call this “making it […]
Scientology’s New Year’s Resolutions
We in the Church of Scientology firmly resolve to be a fully Ideal Church in every way in 2018. We therefore make the following resolutions: 1. We will raise all prices 4000% […]
Scientologist Joy Villa: A Working Professional
Scientologist Joy Villa is a working professional who wears many hats: Dominatrix, singer, Pseudo-Christian Evangelical, GOP MAGA Cheerleader, and potential US Congressional candidate. “Dianetics helped me be a better dominatrix,” Joy explained […]
Princess Joy Villa Files Emergency Supreme Court Action to Be Declared a Native American Resident of Minnesota
“With the resignation of Senator Al Franken of Minnesota, Scientologist staunch lifelong MAGA Republican Joy Villa filed an emergency petition with the US Supreme Court to be declared a resident of Minnesota,” […]
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige Hails Fake STAND Member Program as a Complete Success
“COB today congratulated Scientology phony PR front group STAND for reaching a milestone of 10,000 fake members,” Ken Delusion announced. “These mocked up Scientologists now outnumber real Scientologists,” Delusion noted. “Which goes […]
Scientology STAND Members Attack SP’s!
Finally folks, let’s have a big hand for our STAND members, both fake and real, as well as COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige! VGI’s all around for sticking it to the SP’s!