“From BT’s to lava flows, volcanoes have been the bane of Scientology’s existence for 75 million years.” — Dr. Ken Delusion, Nuclear Physicist.

“So long as the MEST Universe, volcanoes, Targs, Marcabian Implanters, SP’s, BT’s, the IRS, and wog laws exist, the work of Scientology’s Volunteer Ministers will never be done,” said Dr. Delusion.

“The volcano on La Palma has put virtually all Scientologists in good standing on this Planet into violent restim on Incident II of OT3,” Delusion noted.

“Only a very few OT’s had enough unenturbulated theta available to help. These OT’s are doing nerves assists and delivering TR’s to their fellows: ‘Touch that volcano. Thank you. Touch that volcano. etc. 1000 hours of TR’s should handle it per Senior C/S Int Mark Montebello.”