“From BT’s to lava flows, volcanoes have been the bane of Scientology’s existence for 75 million years.” — Dr. Ken Delusion, Nuclear Physicist. “So long as the MEST Universe, volcanoes, Targs, Marcabian Implanters, […]
“During his address to the US Congress, an extremely ungrateful President Biden failed to thank Scientology leader David Miscavige for saving humanity from violence, terrorism, drugs, and all of the other factors […]
“Cash is trash,” declared Scientology money hygiene expert Ken Delusion. “Cash is so very dangerous and contaminated these days that it can literally kill you on contact.” “For this reason, we in […]
“We in the Church of Scientology are raising money on an emergency basis to send our Volunteer Ministers to assist in the search for missing Malaysian Air flight 370,” announced RTC senior […]
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