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Scientology Sizzling Summer Special: Buy a Copy of Dianetics & Receive a Free DVD of Gotti!


How can you lose with L. Ron Hubbard and John Gotti? They go together like money and laundering! Quantities limited to stock on hand, which is to say we in Scientology have to unload 5,000,000 surplus copies of both.

Communist Brainwashing Manual: Declaration of Charles Stickley

Dr. Charles Stickley, author, Brain-Washing: A Synthesis of the Russian Textbook of Psychopolitics

My name is Charles Stickley. Contrary to rumors, half-truths, and wild-eyed confabulations, I alone am the author of  the book Brain-Washing: A Synthesis of the Russian Textbook of Psychopolitics.

I first met L. Ron Hubbard when we both served in the US Navy in WWII and were sent on a secret mission. Delivered to Java by the destroyer USS Edsall, Ron and I went into the jungle to spy on the Japanese. We were detected and fled. Ron was machine-gunned in the back as we escaped to our rubber raft.

As we drifted 2,000 miles back to Australia and lived on rainwater and fish we speared, Ron and I had a long time to talk about the dangers posed by Communism and Communists. We both agreed that Communism was greater than the danger posed by Nazi Germany.


I became increasingly concerned about the Communist infiltration of America using polio monkey serums, fluoridated water, and Jewish mental hygiene. Accordingly, in 1951 I wrote and and caused to be issued a phamplet through my Keep America Committee of Los Angeles:


L. Ron Hubbard saw my phamplet. He contacted me immediately from his home in New Jersey. Ron shared my concerns and indeed we had discussed these matters years before in that rubber life raft as we drifted in the Banda and Arafura seas. Ron told me that the Communists had stolen his Excalibur manuscript in 1938 and were even now reading Dianetics. In fact, Khrushchev himself had offered Ron a “write your own ticket” deal that included a full laboratory if Ron would come to Moscow and work in brainwashing. Ron, a true American, would have none of it.

I quickly read Dianetics, saw its benefits, and became a Dianeticist and later a Scientologist. In 1955, Ron Hubbard delievered to me a series of lectures that had been stolen by his agents from Lenin University in Moscow. These lectures had been delievered by Beria himself and discussed how to brainwash and destroy the West using pain, drugs, and hypnosis. This is when I wrote Brain-Washing: A Synthesis of the Russian Textbook of Psychopolitics:

Seeing the brilliance of my work, Ron Hubbard ordered the Church of Scientology to widely distribute my work. Others too published my book. That Ron Hubbard is cited as the author of my work is false.

Signed this 22nd day of February 2018 at Flag Land Base in Clearwater, Florida.

Dr. Charles Stickley

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Dianetics: Modern Science of Mental Health for Homo Saps

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Following the unprecedented success of Guhlaxy Press selling 50,000,000 copies Battlefield Earth at Comic-Con 2016, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige is having Bridge Publications rush into production a 100,000,000 piece print run of Dianetics in comic book form. It’s “back to pulp” as it were.

Entitled Dianetics: Modern Science of Mental Health for Homo Saps, this edition of Dianetics with its irreverent, snarky, and outrageous new subtitle is sure to appeal to young people because, with the few exceptions of embarrassing morons like Joy Villa, we in Scientology are not connecting with young people these days.

COB RTC David Miscavige Announces Dianetics II OT Edition

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“Even after COB personally and extensively edited and corrected the manifold errors, mistakes, and problems in Dianetics, the 1950 book remains unreadable, ponderous, and unbelievable in every way,” declared Church spokesman Ken Delusion.

“Surveys have shown that fully 99.999% of the world’s population does not know what an ‘engram’ is and has no desire to word clear the term,” Delusion noted. “Moreover, engrams are not where the real action is in Scientology anyway. Truth be told, the Church actually loses money on every engram it audits. Flag lost tens of millions of shekels last year by allowing lower level pc’s to blather away for endless hours about their engrams. To this point, COB will be announcing dramatic new plans for the GAT III Bridge on this blog in the very near future.”

“Frankly speaking, Delusion added, “auditing engrams is a complete waste of time and money — and this explains why COB was so quick to sign Dianetics licenses for the Nation of Islam. The Nation seems to like Book One auditing and they are welcome to it. The real action and big money on the Church of Scientology side of things is up there on SOLO NOTs.”

“For these reasons and more, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has completely rewritten the Founder’s hopeless 1950’s tome and is issuing it anew as Dianetics II, the David Miscavige OT Edition. Whereupon it is mandatory that every Scientologist purchase two copies. And of course it goes without saying that the big IAS fundraise begins now to place Dianetics II into all 111,290,454,819 libraries in the world.”

 

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