“From BT’s to lava flows, volcanoes have been the bane of Scientology’s existence for 75 million years.” — Dr. Ken Delusion, Nuclear Physicist. “So long as the MEST Universe, volcanoes, Targs, Marcabian Implanters, […]
Startling New Scientology Evidence Sheds Light on the Disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa
Shortly before his sudden disappearance in 1975, Teamsters boss Jimmy Hoffa told a US Congressional Committee that he was ordering America’s one million Teamsters to do Dianetics and Scientology courses. Hoffa proclaimed […]
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Aryan Brotherhood Adopts Scientology as a Way to Handle Engrams and Past Trauma
Encouraged by the ways in which Scientology has helped Nation of Islam members become better Muslims, the Aryan Brotherhood today announced that its members have begun Dianetics and Scientology courses in the […]
Scientology Sizzling Summer Special: Buy a Copy of Dianetics & Receive a Free DVD of Gotti!
How can you lose with L. Ron Hubbard and John Gotti? They go together like money and laundering! Quantities limited to stock on hand, which is to say we in Scientology have […]
Communist Brainwashing Manual: Declaration of Charles Stickley
My name is Charles Stickley. Contrary to rumors, half-truths, and wild-eyed confabulations, I alone am the author of the book Brain-Washing: A Synthesis of the Russian Textbook of Psychopolitics. I first met […]
Dianetics: Modern Science of Mental Health for Homo Saps
Following the unprecedented success of Guhlaxy Press selling 50,000,000 copies Battlefield Earth at Comic-Con 2016, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige is having Bridge Publications rush into production a 100,000,000 piece print run […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Announces Dianetics II OT Edition
“Even after COB personally and extensively edited and corrected the manifold errors, mistakes, and problems in Dianetics, the 1950 book remains unreadable, ponderous, and unbelievable in every way,” declared Church spokesman Ken […]
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