Confidential: David Miscavige Popularity Plunge! Crisis in Scientology!

WTF! According to Psych-infested Facebook, the COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige news page only has 190 followers! How can this be given the fact that the Church of Scientology has 12,000,000 members and is the fastest growing religion in the world?

Worse, the internet is now joking & degrading about this! This bigotry is an outrage! We in Scientology are the most ethical group on the planet and shouldn’t have to put up with such blatant japery as this on Twitter:


Dead Cult leader David Koresh has 5x more likes than COB!


We in RTC hereby decree that all 12,000,000 Scientologists are to give COB likes on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Encyclopedia Britannica, the

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  1. “According to Psych-infested Facebook, the COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige news page only has 190 followers!”

    I’ll say WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! More like Psycho infested if you ask me. If a real survey were to be conducted properly by the OSA PR Area Control folks, the whole world would see that Mr. COB RTC Capt’n David ‘Blackheart’ Miscavige would have more ‘likes and followers’ than maybe even LRH hisself. The problem here is that these wog social media sites don’t tell the real story of over eleventy billion Scientologists declaring their ‘likes’ on their telex machines. This is the real WHY and the outpoint in the likingness here. There you have it, the real facts. You can trust Ms. B. Haven on that, so you need to look no further into the sordid reaches of cyber space. I have done all the dirty work for you fellow cool religionists.

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    • OMFG!!!!!!! I just found the hidden data line in this article!!!!!! If you look closely, it shows 190 followers BUT there are 47 FOLLOWING!!!!!!! 47x!!!!!! Get it good people? That is really 47 to the 10th magnitude which = 52,599,132,235,830,049. Now that is a shit load of followers!!! Talk about a real ecclesiastical leader. The Dali Lama has nothing on Mr. Miscavige. The Dali Lama even has to resort to speaking and actually appearing in public to drum up a meager following of a few hundred million. Fail. Fail. Fail.


      • Damn! I was going to also expose that false data line, as this is obviously a blatant breech of HCO Policy 2556.1/C (10-4-’67), which outlines the appropriate application of Keep (exponentially) Inflating Scientology Social media Statistics (KISSS), as well as violating subsection -.1/D, which provides guidance on the use of Massive Yields (MY) as a multiplier. Lastly, there’s a glaring omission in applying sub-subsection -.1/D/2, as to the application of Analysis of Social media Statistics (ASS). LRH may not have been the most numerate of cult leaders, but when it comes to inflating the numbers, he was a wiz at applying KISSS MY ASS tech(TM)! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ˜ˆ


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