“While cresting the edge of the Gale crater on Mars, NASA’s Curiosity rover was suddenly presented with a stunning view of an ancient and deserted Cult temple on Mars!,” announced NASA astroarcheologist […]
Freedom Magazine: Superman is a Bigot and a Hater!
We at Freedom Magazine denounce Superman as a bigot and a hater. He talks “All American” and “religious tolerance” in his PR, but then attacks the Scientology religion! Superman’s friends at the […]
Shocking Blood Test Results from the Scientologists Aboard the Freewinds!
“The shocking lab results show that none of the Scientologists aboard the Freewinds has human blood,” declared Dr. Joseph Cheeseman Thompson of the World Health Organization. “Instead, what we found flowing through […]
Scientology is not a Cult!
Scientology is not a Cult! Lots of groups dress in matching uniforms and fan out on Segways to distribute literature about the Psychs and their use of drugs to keep the Fourth […]
David Miscavige Disappears Into Marcabian Space Portal
As COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige mounted the podium today to give the keynote address at the 1st annual Conference of Cult Leaders in Crisis, he sensed something was not right. And […]
Confidential: David Miscavige Popularity Plunge! Crisis in Scientology!
WTF! According to Psych-infested Facebook, the COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige news page only has 190 followers! How can this be given the fact that the Church of Scientology has 12,000,000 members […]
Church of Scientology Leader David Miscavige Made the Butt of Jokes!
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige was called the “big cheese” by the unfunny joker & degrader Conan O’Brien. Scientologists — both real and Stock Photo Scientologists — have protested to Conan O’Brien: […]
We in Scientology are not a Cult!
We in Scientology are not a Cult! Plenty of religions have paramilitaries, prisons, beat their clergy & conduct interrogations on members.
Church of Scientology to Become Speedo Cult
After watching Holy Hell, the new documentary about the Buddha Field cult, COB RTC David Miscavige had a epiphany: The Church of Scientology needed to be reinvented as a Speedo Cult. Accordingly, […]
The Jehovah’s Witnesses are a Dangerous Cult!
We in the Church of Scientology are not a cult. We are a religion as proven by the highest authority: The IRS. Conversely, the Jehovah’s Witnesses are a cult as proven by […]