Tag Archives: Cult

We in Scientology are not a Cult!

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We in Scientology are not a Cult! Plenty of religions have paramilitaries, prisons, beat their clergy & conduct interrogations on members.

Church of Scientology to Become Speedo Cult

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After watching Holy Hell, the new documentary about the Buddha Field cult, COB RTC David Miscavige had a epiphany: The Church of Scientology needed to be reinvented as a Speedo Cult.  Accordingly, the Church of Speedology was born.

“While we in Speedology will still offer COB’s unusual solution called GAT II,” said Church spokesman Ken “Shakti” Delusion, “our new emphasis will be on the men wearing iridescent day-glo Speedos and the women wearing bikinis while we all hold hands and dance in fields and have love-fests in rivers and streams.”

“Fundraising will not change however,” added Shakti Delusion, “for truly while Heaven and Earth shall pass away, Thursday at 2:00 PM remains immutable and fixed in eternity.”

The Jehovah’s Witnesses are a Dangerous Cult!

We in the Church of Scientology are not a cult. We are a religion as proven by the highest authority: The IRS. Conversely, the Jehovah’s Witnesses are a cult as proven by the horrible things they do:

Additionally, the Jehovah’s Witnesses engage in an obscene practice called disfellowshipping:

These Jehovah’s Witnesses also threaten people who want to leave the organization: