The Atlantic Lavishes Praise on COB RTC David Miscavige and Scientology!

We in the Church of Scientology regularly receive an unending torrent of praise from global leaders and various important publications and journals. Still, we were very pleased to read a new article in the Atlantic that heaped praise on COB RTC David Miscavige and Scientology!

“2012 was a milestone year for Scientology, with the religion expanding to more than 10,000 Churches, Missions and affiliated groups, spanning 167 nations–figures that represent a growth rate 20 times that of a decade ago.

“The driving force behind this unparalleled era of growth is David Miscavige, ecclesiastical leader of the Scientology religion. Mr. Miscavige is unrelenting in his work for millions of parishioners and the cities served by Scientology Churches. He has led a renaissance for the religion itself, while driving worldwide programs to serve communities through Church-sponsored social and humanitarian initiatives.”

We in the Church of Scientology work so very, very, very hard to audit this Planet from three feet behind its head, this while nuking Psych funding lines, and so we take the effusive words of praise from the Atlantic as proof that the Church is making an impact.

Just look at it: The Atlantic raving about Scientology!

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And the comments from Atlantic readers were so positive and numerous that the comments section had to be shut down lest Atlantic servers overheat and crash! Here is just a sample of the praise Atlantic readers lavished upon the Church of Scientology and COB RTC David  Miscavige:

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6 responses to “The Atlantic Lavishes Praise on COB RTC David Miscavige and Scientology!

  1. I checked the link to The Atlantic and got this:
    “We have temporarily suspended this advertising campaign pending a review of our policies that govern sponsor content and subsequent comment threads. ”
    I wonder if Davey will get a refund.

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  2. OT8, the same magazine, Atlantic Monthly, said that men are useless and no longer have any power. Aren’t Davey and Tom men?

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  3. OT8, I can’t find the article on the site. Do you need OT powers to see it?

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  4. OT8, Atlantic pulled the story. Was it because they received so many viewers that the site was crashing?

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  5. Is it true that Davey was asked to be on the show “Hoarders”? (Since he hoards buildings, auditing files and video tapes, money, and dog sweaters?)

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  6. For those that don’t know (and don’t know how to know) the Atlantic did not pull the factual article they had previously posted. Mr. Miscaviage called the Atlantic and ordered them to pull it. Why? Simple, the response was overwhelming orgs all around the globe.

    For example: In Amsterdam hundreds, no, thousands of run of the mill garden variety wogs stormed the org begging to be found acceptable to join the fastest growing religion on earth. The same thing is happening to orgs in every corner of the earth. The basics are selling faster than we can print them. We’ve had to triple the RPF just to keep up with demand. Thank David we just happen to find 3 times as many SPs as we had been gainfully employing last week.

    2013 is looking to be a banner year for David Miscaviage and the Church.

    Much Love,
    Horacio

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