We in RTC just barely survived watching almost one full hour of endless lies entitled Rock Center with Brian Williams.
The only truth spoken was when Paul Haggis admitted that, “leaving Church of Scientology was ‘a treasonous act.” It was treason and that is why we in RTC declared Paul a Suppressive Person and wished him a nice life.
In other more positive news, the Church of Scientology is now running an ad in Times Square for the next 290,000 years. The ad dares people to think for themselves in such a way that they join the Church of Scientology.
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion said the implication of the new Scientology ad is clear:
“Stupid people cannot think for themselves and so they do not join the Church of Scientology. Stupid people also believe all of the lies on the internet about Scientology, this assuming these people can even read. Stupid have not done the Key to Life, the Primary Rundown, or gotten on their Student Hat.
“Smart people who think for themselves will join the Church of Scientology. Smart people also refuse to believe the lies about Scientology on the internet and in the media.”
Scientology Fleet Admiral David Miscavige was applauded when he recently unveiled the new ad in Times Square: