Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced a new Church policy whereby roving gangs of Scientology parishioners will, “Suddenly and without warning pounce upon and attack and beat unsuspecting random people […]
Church of Scientology Not In Big Trouble. Everything is Fine. Thank You for Asking.
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today hotly denied, “the allegations that COB RTC David Miscavige is a ‘paranoid and deeply disturbed individual’ who is in deep legal trouble.” “We in the […]
The Atlantic Lavishes Praise on COB RTC David Miscavige and Scientology!
We in the Church of Scientology regularly receive an unending torrent of praise from global leaders and various important publications and journals. Still, we were very pleased to read a new article […]
OSA Legal Checklist
Engagement and Billing Initial interview: Is the attorney or law firm connected to Psychiatry or Big Pharma? If so, then slap their faces and leave their offices immediately. Conflict check: Attorney or […]
The Church of Scientology: Religious Prisons Are Legal and Necessary!
We in the Church of Scientology wish to make it clear that our religious prison located at the Church’s International Base (Int Base) in San Jacinto, California is a place of uncompromising […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Warns OT Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise should know by now that COB RTC David Miscavige has eyes and ears all over Hollywood. Hence, when Tom complained to certain people that there was heat on him because […]
COB’s Stable Datum: Contemporary Scientology in 2013
We in RTC note that the SP Tony Ortega and his SP pal Vance Woodward, have undertaken blogging about Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health, a book first published by Scientology’s […]
The Burger King Becomes a Scientologist!
Over fifty thousand Scientologists gathered this weekend at St. Hill for the annual IAS convention. The big news of the weekend at St. Hill was of course the announcement that the internationally […]
Texas SP’s Pull It In: Big Tex Goes Up in Flames!
It is no secret that the insane Nation of Texas hates the Church of Scientology because the Church is in every way better than Texas. We in the Church have the Tech […]
Public Notice: Church of Scientology to Outlaw the Internet
Scientology Pope David Miscavige today announced that the Church of Scientology, “Is taking the serious and necessary action of outlawing the internet in order to protect Scientology and all other religions from […]
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